Bootyology 101

Yeah... uh huh...

Ladies...

Professor of... booty-ology?

Lesson one...[Intro]

Sh-sh-shake, shake that thang like you got a reason,

Silk suit, stupid moves, baby you been teasin',

Left cheek, right cheek, girl you got me leavin'

Heaven just to watch that thang keep breathin'!

Okay hello booty, nice to meet ya, what's your name?

Got a PhD in cheekology, baby I'ma teach ya,

You doin' yoga? Pilates? What you eatin'? Peaches?

'Cause that thang got more bounce than my old front speakers!

Silk on the outside, silly on the inside,

Winked at you and tripped over my own shoe laces — I'm smooth like ice on a hot sidewalk,

You got a planet back there, I got a telescope,

You got that thang on wobble, I got that face like "whoa!"



Sh-sh-shake, shake that thang like you got a reason,

Silk suit, stupid moves, baby you been teasin',

Left cheek, right cheek, girl you got me leavin'

Heaven just to watch that thang keep breathin'!

Shake it, shake it, shake it, like you mean it,

Got a 4.0 in that, baby you the dean's list![Hook]

Hold up, wait, emergency, call NASA, it's massive,

That thing got its own gravity, got its own taxes!

I was cool, I was calm, I was smooth like satin,

Then you walked by and I turned straight goofy, what happened?!

Ms. Lady with the fatty, can I be your shadow?

Follow you around like a lost little puppy, bow-wow!

You say "stop staring" I say "I'm studyin' art",

It's a masterpiece, Picasso couldn't even start!

Left, right, left, right, it's a march, it's a beat,

Make a grown man forget how to move his own feet,

I brought flowers but I dropped 'em when you dropped it low,

Now I'm on the floor too — we both on the floor though!

Girl you got that magic in your waist...

Girl you got me bitin' my own lip tryin' not to say "DAMN!"

One dance and I swear I'm never the same...

One dance and I swear I forgot my own name, ma'am!

So just...

Sh-sh-shake, shake that thang like you got a reason,

Silk suit, stupid moves, baby you been teasin',

Left cheek, right cheek, girl you got me leavin'

Heaven just to watch that thang keep breathin'!

Shake it 'til your ex mad,

Shake it 'til the DJ break the slap bass — BWAP!



Class dismissed.

Bootyology 101... A+.[Outro]