[Verse 1]
He was doin’ just fine, had his vows all rehearsed
Till his best man said, "Come on, what’s the worst?"
One drink led to two, then a hundred more
Next thing he knew, he was front row on the floor
[Pre-Chorus]
She was dancin’ like sin in a neon glow
He was rainin’ twenties at Sniffer’s Row
[Chorus]
Now he’s prayin’ to the porcelain god of regret
Still got glitter on his collar and a mountain of debt
With his tux on the floor and his tie 'round his head
He said, “Lord, if she don’t kill me, I’ll marry her yet!”
[Verse 2]
He stumbled in at dawn, lookin’ like a crime scene
Makeup on his cheek, and his wallet squeaky clean
Her mama’s in the kitchen, and she ain’t impressed
And his bride-to-be? Well, she’s already dressed
[Pre-Chorus]
She said, “Boy, you smell like bad choices and smoke”
He said, “It was all for love, just one last joke!”
[Chorus]
Now he’s prayin’ to the porcelain god of regret
Still got glitter on his collar and a mountain of debt
With her stare burnin’ holes through the back of his head
Her Dad said"Boy... I'll fill your Butt full of led”
[Bridge]
He dropped to his knees with a rose in his hand
Said, “Baby, I’m stupid, but I’m still your man”
She cracked a smile, said, "One last chance that's all you got, "But if there's glitter at the altar—you’re gonna get shot”......
[Final Chorus]
Now he’s standin’ at the altar, still sweatin regret
With a preacher smirkin’ like he’s takin’ a bet
His bride walks in, lace white and proud
He whispers, “No more clubs,” just barely out loud
[Outro]
'Cause love’ll make you dance, and pain’ll make you grow
And he learned both lessons at Sniffer’s Row
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