

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] He was doin’ just fine, had his vows all rehearsed Till his best man said, "Come on, what’s the worst?" One drink led to two, then a hundred more Next thing he knew, he was front row on the floor [Pre-Chorus] She was dancin’ like sin in a neon glow He was rainin’ twenties at Sniffer’s Row [Chorus] Now he’s prayin’ to the porcelain god of regret Still got glitter on his collar and a mountain of debt With his tux on the floor and his tie 'round his head He said, “Lord, if she don’t kill me, I’ll marry her yet!” [Verse 2] He stumbled in at dawn, lookin’ like a crime scene Makeup on his cheek, and his wallet squeaky clean Her mama’s in the kitchen, and she ain’t impressed And his bride-to-be? Well, she’s already dressed [Pre-Chorus] She said, “Boy, you smell like bad choices and smoke” He said, “It was all for love, just one last joke!” [Chorus] Now he’s prayin’ to the porcelain god of regret Still got glitter on his collar and a mountain of debt With her stare burnin’ holes through the back of his head Her Dad said"Boy... I'll fill your Butt full of led” [Bridge] He dropped to his knees with a rose in his hand Said, “Baby, I’m stupid, but I’m still your man” She cracked a smile, said, "One last chance that's all you got, "But if there's glitter at the altar—you’re gonna get shot”...... [Final Chorus] Now he’s standin’ at the altar, still sweatin regret With a preacher smirkin’ like he’s takin’ a bet His bride walks in, lace white and proud He whispers, “No more clubs,” just barely out loud [Outro] 'Cause love’ll make you dance, and pain’ll make you grow And he learned both lessons at Sniffer’s Row
Tags
Upbeat Country with Catchy Guitar Riffs and Feel-Good Vibes, and foot tapping rhythms, male
3:28
No
9/21/2025