[Intro - Feedback screech, fast power chords, drum count]
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
[Screamed]
SLIME PUNK'S IN THE BUILDING!
[Verse 1 - Fast, aggressive, Ramones energy]
Green slime drippin' from my fists, I'm ready for a fight
I hit the ground and watch it glow—get back, it's gonna ignite!
They call me Brachydios, the brute wyvern with the punch
I'll beat you down and blow you up and never stop for lunch
My horns are like some boxing gloves, my temper's even shorter
I fought a Diablos underground and made its horns look shorter
The hunters come with blast resist, they think they've got a plan
Then I punch the ground behind them—SURPRISE, HERE I AM!
[Pre-Chorus - Building]
PUNCH! (SLIME!)
PUNCH! (MINE!)
PUNCH! (TIME!)
PUNCH! (DIE!)
[Chorus - Shouted, energetic]
BRACHYDIOS! PUNK ROCK FISTS OF FURY!
BRACHYDIOS! YOUR HUNTER CAREER'S TOO YOORY!
BRACHYDIOS! GREEN EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!
BRACHYDIOS! DO YOU EVEN HUNTING CARE?!
[Verse 2]
Raging Brachydios is meaner, angrier, more
My slime turns red, my punches hit like thunder in a war
I chased a Glavenus one time, that sword tail thought it's hot
I punched its blade so many times the edge began to rot
You think you're safe at range? Think again, my hops are far
I'll leap across the zone and land right where you are
No brakes, no fear, no surrender, no retreat
I'll punch the ground until I see the cart take both your feet
[Pre-Chorus 2]
PUNCH! (SLIME!)
PUNCH! (CHIME!)
PUNCH! (TIME!)
PUNCH! (CRIME!)
[Chorus]
BRACHYDIOS! PUNK ROCK FISTS OF FURY!
BRACHYDIOS! YOUR HUNTER CAREER'S TOO YOORY!
BRACHYDIOS! GREEN EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE!
BRACHYDIOS! DO YOU EVEN HUNTING CARE?!
[Bridge - Slower, spoken word]
[Heavy breathing, feedback]
They told me to calm down...
Said I had anger issues...
I punched them.
[Band kicks back in]
PROBLEM SOLVED.
[Guitar Solo - Fast, sloppy, perfect punk energy]
[Breakdown - Circle pit instructions]
EVERYBODY MOVE TO THE LEFT! (PUNCH!)
EVERYBODY MOVE TO THE RIGHT! (PUNCH!)
EVERYBODY STOMP YOUR FEET TONIGHT! (PUNCH!)
BRACHYDIOS WANTS A FIGHT!
[Final Chorus - Max chaos]
BRACHYDIOS! (BRACHYDIOS!)
PUNK ROCK FISTS OF FURY! (FISTS OF FURY!)
BRACHYDIOS! (BRACHYDIOS!)
YOUR HUNTER CAREER'S TOO YOORY! (WAY TOO YOORY!)
BRACHYDIOS! (BRACHYDIOS!)
GREEN EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE! (EVERYWHERE!)
BRACHYDIOS! (BRACHYDIOS!)
DO YOU EVEN—
[Sudden stop]
...was that a second explosion?
[Band kicks back in for one final]
PUNCH.
[Outro - Feedback fading]
One... two... three... four...
Brachydios out the door...
One... two... three... four...
...who's left to ignore?
[Final sound - Distant explosion, crowd cheering]
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