Primate Prodigy

[Intro - Distorted bass slap, Primus-style, crowd losing their minds]
[Guttural yell]
WHOA!

[Verse 1 - Bouncy, jagged funk riff]
My name is Rajang and I'm here to say
I'll pull a Kirin's horn out and punch you in the FACE (WHOA)
Got golden fur, got anger issues too
If my tail gets cut off, I'll still PUNCH you (WOO!)
Small and angry, that's the vibe
Turn Super Saiyan when my health gets sliced
Fought a Kushala, stole his wind
Punched him so hard he forgot his own kin

[Pre-Chorus - Tempo tightens]
Thunder pounding in my veins
Rampage coming, can't contain
HUNTER SPOTTED—PREY DETECTED—

[Chorus - Heavy, percussive, crowd chanting]
RAJANG! (WHOA) MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DIE!
RAJANG! (WHOA) PUNCH A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THE SKY!
RAJANG! (WHOA) FUR TURNS GOLD, YOU KNOW IT'S REAL!
RAJANG! (WHOA) HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE YOUR MEAL?!

[Verse 2 - Bass solo continues under vocals]
Layered armor? Don't make me laugh
I'll tear it off and use it as a bath mat
You think a shield's gonna stop these hands?
I'll fold that metal like it's origami plans!
Ate a Nergigante for breakfast once
(That's a lie but it sounds good—PUNCH!)
Elder Dragons run when they see my face
I'm the only monster that sets the pace!

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Thunder pounding in my veins
Rampage coming, can't contain
PALICO SPOTTED—EVEN SMALLER—

[Chorus]
RAJANG! (WHOA) MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DIE!
RAJANG! (WHOA) PUNCH A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THE SKY!
RAJANG! (WHOA) FUR TURNS GOLD, YOU KNOW IT'S REAL!
RAJANG! (WHOA) HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE YOUR MEAL?!

[Bridge - Breakdown, slow and heavy]
[Spoken, bass drops out, just drums]
They put me in the Guiding Lands...
Said I was "tempered"... said I was "endgame"...
[Bass returns, HEAVY]
I DON'T NEED A GIMMICK.
I JUST PUNCH.
REPEATEDLY.

[Guitar Solo - Les Claypool-style bass solo, slapping, popping, absolutely unhinged]

[Final Chorus - Faster, unhinged, chaotic]
RAJANG! PUNCH! PUNCH! PUNCH THE SKY!
RAJANG! PUNCH! PUNCH! WATCH YOU CRY!
RAJANG! GOLDEN FUR! ANGRY BOI!
RAJANG! YOU HAD A HUNTER—NOW IT'S A TOY!

[Outro - Fading bass slap, monkey screech sample]
[Percussion only, then one final]
...PUNCH.

Nerdcore, Funk Metal, female