

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] “You call that ship a classic?” “Your shiny bridge looks bored” “You quote stardates like scripture” “You still mispronounce ‘Kessel Run’” (hey!) “You’ve got your colored jumpers” “You’ve got your dusty vest” “We both know whose friends are cooler” “Mine never wear those formal pants” [Pre-Chorus] “We’ve had this talk since middle school” “Yeah Your mom banned us from the pool” “You threw my box set off the couch” “You paused the movie just to shout—” [Chorus] Han shot first We fought about it You stormed out I laughed around it “You’re impossible” / “You’re dramatic” Both of us way too fanatic Han shot first The hill I’m dying on You swear I’m reading it all wrong We raise our voices Raise our drinks Still sit together when the star field blinks [Verse 2] “You worship rule books Rankings” “You like your chaos loud” “At least my captains talk things through” “At least my smugglers shoot Then think” (oh!) “You learned a fake space language” “You dressed up last Halloween” “You cried when that old wizard fell” “You cried when that red shirt did” [Pre-Chorus] “We draw our charts on diner napkins” Listing captains Ships And captains “You know my canon Every line” “You text me memes at 3:09” [Chorus] Han shot first We fought about it You rolled your eyes I shouted louder “You’re stuck in childhood” / “You’re just bitter” We both spam links Thread on thread Bigger Han shot first The hill I’m dying on You swear the edit proves me wrong We slam the table Then we grin ‘Cause every argument keeps pulling us in [Bridge] [Band drops to tight Choked guitars] “One more list?” “Top five crews?” “Top five crushes Past and new?” “Fine But you can keep your droids” “Fine Enjoy your perfect void” [Call-and-response gang vocals] “Pick a side!” – “I already did!” “Pick a side!” – “Been that kid!” “Pick a side?” – “I pick us” Same old fight on the same old bus (woah) [Chorus] Han shot first We fought about it Whole café heard us swear and shout it “You’re my nemesis” / “You’re my best friend” Same dumb war Till the very end Han shot first The hill I’m dying on You’ll still be here when the debate’s long gone We miss the trailers Miss the hints ‘Cause love talks louder than our arguments
Tags
rock, Punchy pop-punk band track, mixed male/female vocals trading lines. Choppy palm-muted guitars in verses, tight bass, snappy snares. Choruses explode with gang vocals and octave leads. Energy stays high with brief half-time pre-chorus tension, then a shout-along, crowd-ready hook. Add playful call-and-response ad-libs and a short stop-time break before the final chorus., playful, punk, pop
2:42
No
2/7/2026