Han Shot First, We Fought About It

[Verse 1]
“You call that ship a classic?”
“Your shiny bridge looks bored”
“You quote stardates like scripture”
“You still mispronounce ‘Kessel Run’” (hey!)
“You’ve got your colored jumpers”
“You’ve got your dusty vest”
“We both know whose friends are cooler”
“Mine never wear those formal pants”
[Pre-Chorus]
“We’ve had this talk since middle school”
“Yeah
Your mom banned us from the pool”
“You threw my box set off the couch”
“You paused the movie just to shout—”
[Chorus]
Han shot first
We fought about it
You stormed out
I laughed around it
“You’re impossible” / “You’re dramatic”
Both of us way too fanatic
Han shot first
The hill I’m dying on
You swear I’m reading it all wrong
We raise our voices
Raise our drinks
Still sit together when the star field blinks
[Verse 2]
“You worship rule books
Rankings”
“You like your chaos loud”
“At least my captains talk things through”
“At least my smugglers shoot
Then think” (oh!)
“You learned a fake space language”
“You dressed up last Halloween”
“You cried when that old wizard fell”
“You cried when that red shirt did”
[Pre-Chorus]
“We draw our charts on diner napkins”
Listing captains
Ships
And captains
“You know my canon
Every line”
“You text me memes at 3:09”
[Chorus]
Han shot first
We fought about it
You rolled your eyes
I shouted louder
“You’re stuck in childhood” / “You’re just bitter”
We both spam links
Thread on thread
Bigger
Han shot first
The hill I’m dying on
You swear the edit proves me wrong
We slam the table
Then we grin
‘Cause every argument keeps pulling us in
[Bridge]
[Band drops to tight
Choked guitars]
“One more list?”
“Top five crews?”
“Top five crushes
Past and new?”
“Fine
But you can keep your droids”
“Fine
Enjoy your perfect void”
[Call-and-response gang vocals]
“Pick a side!” – “I already did!”
“Pick a side!” – “Been that kid!”
“Pick a side?” – “I pick us”
Same old fight on the same old bus (woah)
[Chorus]
Han shot first
We fought about it
Whole café heard us swear and shout it
“You’re my nemesis” / “You’re my best friend”
Same dumb war
Till the very end
Han shot first
The hill I’m dying on
You’ll still be here when the debate’s long gone
We miss the trailers
Miss the hints
‘Cause love talks louder than our arguments

rock, Punchy pop-punk band track, mixed male/female vocals trading lines. Choppy palm-muted guitars in verses, tight bass, snappy snares. Choruses explode with gang vocals and octave leads. Energy stays high with brief half-time pre-chorus tension, then a shout-along, crowd-ready hook. Add playful call-and-response ad-libs and a short stop-time break before the final chorus., playful, punk, pop