Seven Sheets Under the Wind

[Verse]
Granny’s got her Chardonnay grin
Her words are loose her tales begin
She says the phrase but it’s all bent
I’m seven sheets under the wind
[Prechorus]
The bottle’s tipped the cork’s long gone
She’s mixing up her sailor’s song
[Chorus]
Seven sheets under the wind she goes
Red cheeks red wine and tangled prose
Her stories twist her words don’t fit
But Granny sure knows how to sip
[Verse 2]
She raised her glass said cheers to y’all
Then tripped and caught the kitchen wall
A pirate’s life she claims to live
With Pinot Noir as her first mate ship
[Prechorus]
She sways she spins she laughs out loud
A one-woman party in a wine-soaked shroud
[Chorus]
Seven sheets under the wind she flies
Her ship’s a couch her crew’s her pies
She’s mixing merlot with her wit
And Granny sure knows how to sip

folk-pop, playful, acoustic-driven with a bouncing rhythm; use mandolin and upright bass for a lighthearted, old-timey feel