

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse] Granny’s got her Chardonnay grin Her words are loose her tales begin She says the phrase but it’s all bent I’m seven sheets under the wind [Prechorus] The bottle’s tipped the cork’s long gone She’s mixing up her sailor’s song [Chorus] Seven sheets under the wind she goes Red cheeks red wine and tangled prose Her stories twist her words don’t fit But Granny sure knows how to sip [Verse 2] She raised her glass said cheers to y’all Then tripped and caught the kitchen wall A pirate’s life she claims to live With Pinot Noir as her first mate ship [Prechorus] She sways she spins she laughs out loud A one-woman party in a wine-soaked shroud [Chorus] Seven sheets under the wind she flies Her ship’s a couch her crew’s her pies She’s mixing merlot with her wit And Granny sure knows how to sip
Tags
folk-pop, playful, acoustic-driven with a bouncing rhythm; use mandolin and upright bass for a lighthearted, old-timey feel
1:54
No
12/20/2025