Lyrics
[Verse]
Granny’s got her Chardonnay grin
Her words are loose her tales begin
She says the phrase but it’s all bent
I’m seven sheets under the wind
[Prechorus]
The bottle’s tipped the cork’s long gone
She’s mixing up her sailor’s song
[Chorus]
Seven sheets under the wind she goes
Red cheeks red wine and tangled prose
Her stories twist her words don’t fit
But Granny sure knows how to sip
[Verse 2]
She raised her glass said cheers to y’all
Then tripped and caught the kitchen wall
A pirate’s life she claims to live
With Pinot Noir as her first mate ship
[Prechorus]
She sways she spins she laughs out loud
A one-woman party in a wine-soaked shroud
[Chorus]
Seven sheets under the wind she flies
Her ship’s a couch her crew’s her pies
She’s mixing merlot with her wit
And Granny sure knows how to sip
Style
folk-popplayfulacoustic-driven with a bouncing rhythm; use mandolin and upright bass for a lightheartedold-timey feel
Prompt
I’m seven sheets under the wind (parody about a drunk grandmother drinking wine and messing up the phrase)
Credits
Prompt by
MadMadMuzik
MadMadMuzikGeneratedDec 20, 2025
ModelAria v5
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