Hey Man itz Christmas ,YEAH YEAH I NO. But wen u owe u owe this aint a charity.YEAH im boutsta go...
Slay bellz ringgg... Cant u hear them Cant hear S***... Are we near them Couldn't say n by the way Itz cold as F*** out 2day Snow bunnies b hoppin No s*** u don't say Got snowballs packed Up Honey theres straight stacked up Say What Who Where Don't play Pass the frankincense Now ur makin sense I'll b rockin around As many trees as I found Man my North Pole's pointin South though n while I'm out bro Grinch Betta stay low My plow ain't slowin down Not even For a nativity display Wont Vear the course is clear Run run Rudolph loading up the U-Haul Snowflakes fallin Got Miss Claus callin Tread marks burnt through any Gremlins in my way...
I c Dasher n Prancer Nobody answers Comet Cupid they must think I'm stupid Hey this ain't the winter ball If I was one of y'all Get your debts paid up quick Cause man I ain't Saint Nick Bet your out Stuck in the mall Best stay off my s*** list There will be "A Nightmare Before Christmas"
As Krampus my witness Knock the lights off the tree Smackin stockins n reefs off the wall as I Deck the Halls With flyin fists of Fury jus try to run from me n it's lump'sa coal for all Shovin full size Candy canes Where ur sportin Hanes Chasin all u Day vid blanes Write down gingerbread lane Goody goody gumdrops happy trails like Roy Rogers yippee ki A muthafu'ka John McLean Die Harder then the Sears Auto Shop Jcpenney's from Heaven On the way Ho ho ho Here I go White Christmas no mo Time Life holiday hits list Frosty's on his way With the Bing Bong Hear the song thumpity thump Across ur lawn Ima Chevy Chace ur ass Ghost of Christmas pass Hope u made it to mass Might be ur last I Might jus catch u Home Alone Where u hide out Official Red Rider BB rifle Shoot your eye out Keep the change you filthy animal Call it your major award I'll give you something to cry about So cry baby cry Scott Fargus You give up or are your thirsty for more Show ur face tiny Tim cause it's a wonderful life Look Daddy an angel gets his wings The Ghost of Christmas present It's not going to be pleasant No tongue Froze to my pole The Santa Claus says it All order Will be restored Pay up get up God bless us everyone Kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah Hip hip hooray it's Christmas Vacation Don't be a Kevin McAllister cause mom's not coming to save you Best to check your behavior Hey Clark the sh*ter's full Uncle Eddie type pitiful From formable to formidable Scrooged to Scrooge My lethal weapon is a hatchet ur luck could change Bob Cratchett Lock them doors up tight Windows 2 with the latch Stay safe inside tonight There's jus one catch Check your chimney Clear the flute No elf on the Shelf Secure my loot Or Expect the boot Get my milk and cookies Ready I'll keep it calm and steady the Stockings Filled with care No need for fight or flight Merry Christmas y'all batches
PASS ME THE EGG NOG NOGGA'S
