[Verse 1]
Easter morning
Still half asleep
Coffee cooling
On the couch edge seat
Then I see him
Pink socks
Big feet
Little round belly
On my TV screen
[Chorus]
Floppin’
Floppin’
Bunny on the floor
Shakin’ that tail like it’s Soul Train ‘74 (hey!)
Laughin’ so hard that I can’t even breathe
I laughed so hard I peed
Somebody pray for me
Floppin’
Floppin’
What did I just see?
Easter bunny egg-layin’
Doin’ choreography (oh!)
Strangely funny
Broke my dignity
I laughed so hard I peed
Lord have mercy on me
[Verse 2]
He was egg layi’
Like “plop–pop–spin”
Did a split
Then he wiggled again
Little kids starin’
Grandma said “Oh my”
I was folded on the carpet
With tears in my eyes
[Chorus]
Floppin’
Floppin’
Bunny on the floor
Shakin’ that tail like it’s Soul Train ‘74 (come on)
Laughin’ so hard that I can’t even breathe
I laughed so hard I peed
Somebody pray for me
Floppin’
Floppin’
What did I just see?
Easter bunny egg-layin’
Doin’ choreography (hey!)
Strangely funny
Broke my dignity
I laughed so hard I peed
Lord have mercy on me
[Bridge]
Who taught a rabbit
Moves like that?
Why am I wheezin’
On this shaggy mat? (oh no)
If joy’s a river
I’m swept downstream
Wearin’ wet jeans
In my Sunday cream
[Chorus]
Floppin’
Floppin’
Bunny on the floor
Shakin’ that tail like it’s Soul Train ‘74
Laughin’ so hard that I can’t even breathe
I laughed so hard I peed
Somebody pray for me (yeah)
Floppin’
Floppin’
What did I just see?
Easter bunny egg-layin’
Doin’ choreography
Strangely funny
Broke my dignity
I laughed so hard I peed
Lord have mercy on me (one more time)