Blonde ding bat

Blonde ding bat,

this is what she heard ,

almost every day.

Some only think it ,

But a lot of people say..

She's simple minded,

A blonde dingbat!

Well that's not me ,

and I know that .

My mind is crammed with

knowledge and fact .

But no one ever listens to me ,

They only see how I act.

So I'm a little silly sometimes,

And my skirts are short and skimpy.

That doesn't mean my minds not there

Or that it's small and whimpy .

I have blonde hair , yes that is true,

A flirty smile , and my eyes are blue.

But listen up people ,

I've got something to say .

I'm not like most blondes ,

That you know today.

If I'm so dumb, then tell me why,

I don't have to fix things ,

I don't even try .

I just use the "blonde thing "

And say "I don't know "!

Some men will come and ,

Fix my car , or give me a free tow.

So when I need to fix things

On my little house , I can use

The "blonde thing ' , and

Wear a low cut blouse .

The men will come , and

they work real hard

To fix my house and mow my yard .

Now my house looks great ,

And my car is good to go .

I didn't do a thing , now that

Just goes to show .

This blonde has some brains ,

I'm really not a ding .

If your a blonde just use it and say,

I don't know !

Blonde dingbat ain't such a bad thing .