Blonde ding bat

 Blonde ding bat,
 this is what she heard ,
almost every day.
Some only think it ,
But a lot of people say..

She's simple minded,
A blonde dingbat!
Well that's not me ,
 and I know that .

My mind is crammed with
 knowledge and fact . 
But no one ever listens to me ,
They only see how I act. 

So I'm a little silly sometimes,
And my skirts are short and skimpy.
That doesn't mean my minds not there 
Or that it's small and whimpy .

I have blonde hair , yes that is true,
A flirty smile , and my eyes are blue.

But listen up people ,
 I've got something to say . 
I'm not like most blondes ,
That you know today. 

If I'm so dumb, then tell me why, 
I don't have to fix things ,
I don't even try . 

I just use the "blonde thing " 
And say "I don't know "! 
Some men will come and ,
Fix my car , or give me a free tow.

So when I need to fix things 
On my little house , I can use 
The "blonde thing ' , and 
Wear a low cut blouse . 

The men will come , and 
they work real hard 
To fix my house and mow my yard .

Now my house looks great ,
And my car is good to go .
I didn't do a thing , now that 
Just goes to show .

This blonde has some brains ,
I'm really not a ding .
If your a blonde just use it and say,
I don't know ! 
Blonde dingbat ain't such a bad thing .
 

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