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Hello I am a Maduro I sell meth and cocaine it's only a million kilo I said to Donald Trump while I face drug charges in Denver and I might just be in jail forever the reason why we sell meth and cocaine is because life is hard in Venezuela we are eating cats and dogs and while I'm in jail they said wake up wake up today is your court day and when I see Donnie t I say why you ask me you have to believe me please how do I reach these kids and Donald says yeah you're right if you go have a good night sayonara and I go walk outside and I get kidnapped by ICE gringos they threw me in a van with a guy named Pedro who has a baby and like cilantro they put me in jail with Diddy and they said this is your punishment I can't be here I'm a el president of Venezuela Ella Ella Que Que it's only a million kilo come on let me set free e e