[Verse 1 – punchy, rhythmic]
Woke up late again, phone blowing up,
Coffee in my hair, spillin’ in my cup.
Lost my keys, my mind, maybe even my cat,
Google Maps like, “Bro… where you at?”
Keyboard sticky, emails pile high,
Deadline laughing, man I swear I tried.
I got chaos in my pocket, mess in my soul,
Even my shadow’s like, “Dude, take control.”
[Pre-Hook – staccato trap feel]
Tryna adult, nah, I barely survive,
Life’s on shuffle, I just tryna vibe.
Everything I touch? Yeah, it break and it bend,
I’m glitchin’ again, fam, startin’ the trend.
[Hook – heavy 808s, short punchy lines]
Oops, it’s me — disaster on display,
Trip on my thoughts, every single day.
Can’t hold it together, can’t play it cool,
I’m the human equivalent of a broken rule.
[Verse 2 – fast flow, sarcastic]
Cookin’ ramen, smoke alarm sing,
Fridge got skeletons, expired everything.
Arguin’ with Siri, she side-eye my face,
Texts sent 17 times, all same typo in place.
Social skills gone, hidin’ in a bin,
Even my reflection be like, “Where you been?”
I’m the meme of life, glitch in the frame,
World keeps spinnin’, I just tryna claim fame.
[Pre-Hook – repeated, trap punch]
Sweat, tears, chaos, mix in my cup,
Tryna adult but I keep messin’ up.
Legend in pain, glitch in the mainframe,
Oops… it’s me, still playin’ the game.
[Hook – heavy trap bounce]
Oops, it’s me — disaster on display,
Trip on my thoughts, every single day.
Can’t hold it together, can’t play it cool,
I’m the human equivalent of a broken rule.
[Bridge – double-time, fire bars]
Bills late, laundry alive, ready to fight,
Projects crashin’, emails disappear at night.
Dog lookin’ at me like, “Bruh, you wild,”
Friends laughin’, memes say, “Legend, child.”
Plan big schemes, watch ‘em all flop,
Internet history lookin’ like a non-stop drop.
Chaos curator, self-sabotage king,
If failin’ were gold, I’d be wearin’ the bling.
[Final Hook – bounce, repeat]
Oops, it’s me — disaster on display,
Trip on my thoughts, every single day.
Can’t hold it together, can’t play it cool,
I’m the human equivalent of a broken rule.
[Outro – whispered, echo trap effect]
Oops… it’s me. Still glitchin’…
Yeah, refund on this life, please.
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Masterdkassovic
