Sky Diving

Sky Diving

I have Acrophobia

I am afraid of the altitude

I climbed trees

I climbed mountains

Heights bridges

I go to the top of skyscrapers

Around the Globe

Just to text my self

I want to conquer

My Acrophobia

Sky Diving

I do it but inside myself

I am shitting my pants

I feel like peeping my pants

I am afraid

I am terrified of heights

But I am a Macho, Macho Man

I could do it

With my tail inside the Butt

Sky Diving

Lets do it

I get on the little plain

The sky diver

Hook me up to him

We are three dumb ass

Doing it

In The little shit plain

We were seven total

The plain goes

Shu, shu, shu

Uhhh, uhhhh, uhhhh

Around in circle to reach altitude

We the jumpers

Screaming like girls

Ahahahahah

Ahahahhah

Do you want to live forever

Do you want to live forever

The instructors

Saying come down

Everything is ok

Fuck that

This fucking plane is going to fall

No no no no

Get me out of here

Well big boys it is time for

Sky Diving

The door open

Only the blue sky

Some white clouds

Bright sun

10,300 feet from the ground

Are you Pussy

Or are you

Pussy

I am standing at the door

Holding the door

My instructor

Ask what is your name

I say

Sammy

That mother flower

Just throw us in the air

I am screaming like a Bitch

Ahaahahahahahahahahaha

Ahahahahahhahahahahahah

Ahahahahhahahahahhahahah

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahah

I touch the clouds

With my hands

We are falling fast

Fast, fast, fast

My face goes

Bla, bla, bla

Bla, bla, bla

Air goes through every hole

I feel like pupping

I feel like peeping

Nothing

We keep falling

For 30 seconds

It felt

Like it was for ever

Finally the parachute opens

Wowowowowowow

Wowowowowwow

I breath

I breath

Normal

In 43 seconds we land

We land

Like cotton on earth

What rush

What rush

Let do it again

Let do it again

Yo Mama

Yo Mama

In bikini

In bikini

Never again

Thank

I am not Crazy

Sky diving is for lunatics

Lets go Sky diving

Lets go Sky diving

Lets go sky diving