They GOAt

Verse 1

Oh the wind smells like cheese and fame,

And every wave shouts out his name,

He lifts the mast with one hand strong,

While flexin’ mid-sea all day long.

The kraken ran, the sharks all cried,

When he did pushups on the tide,

We asked him “Sir, what’s your routine?”

He said “Plus Ultra, protein, and dreams.”

Chorus

Heave ho, praise the GOAT,

Strongest lad on the salty boat,

With a smile so bright it blinds the sun,

He punched the moon just for fun.

Heave ho, flex and grin,

Even the sea gets scared of him,

My All Might, my shining star,

He arm-wrestled storms and won the war.

Verse 2

He drinks his grog with thunder flair,

Grows biceps just by breathin’ air,

When the wind won’t blow and sails won’t move,

He claps once and yells “I APPROVE.”

The dolphins cheer, the seagulls scream,

“He’s the hero of every dream!”

Even Poseidon took one look,

And said “Bro, sign my trident book.”

Chorus

Heave ho, praise the GOAT,

Strongest lad on the salty boat,

With a smile so bright it blinds the sun,

He punched the moon just for fun.

Heave ho, flex and grin,

Even the sea gets scared of him,

My All Might, my shining star,

He arm-wrestled storms and won the war.

Bridge

I once tried flexin’ like the man,

Pulled my back and dropped the pan,

But he just laughed and gave a wink,

Then bench-pressed the ocean sink.

Final Chorus

Heave ho, sing it loud,

Our hero stands above the crowd,

From mighty goats to rising rookies,

He eats fear and spits out cookies.

Heave ho, let it be,

I’ll stand where he once stood proudly,

Not as strong, not as tall,

But at least I won’t punch the wall.