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Yo, gather ‘round the campfire…

S’mores in one hand, solar panel in the other.

This ain’t your daddy’s wilderness…

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Smoke in my eyes but my flames still blazin’

Tent half up and the squirrels lookin’ brazen

Forgot my bug spray, feelin’ like a feast

Got a raccoon eyein’ my chips like a beast

Fire pit poppin’, marshmallow droppin’

Chairs all crooked, but we still ain’t stoppin’

Sticks in my socks, and I stepped in some poo

But I still spit bars while I shit on you

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I’m blazin’ trails and burnin’ snacks

Tesla parked by the mountain tracks

Solar-chargin’ while I’m chillin’ with raccoons

Bluetooth speaker playin’ campfire tunes

No map, no plan, just vibes and snacks

Got a compass app and some questionable facts

Nature’s wild, but my drip’s intact

Flannel shirt with a power pack

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Got a Tesla now, that sh*t’s amazing

Campground flexin’ while the gas dudes pacin’

“Where’s the plug?” they ask, all confused

Meanwhile I’m watchin’ Netflix with forest views

Bear-proof cooler, but not squirrel-proof

Woke up missin’ one marshmallow and a tooth

Pan’s on fire, eggs turned black

But I call it “wood-fired breakfast” — I’m back

Tried to fish with a drone, line got stuck

Lost a sock to a goose with an attitude — bruh

Nature don’t care ‘bout your smart tech dreams

You can’t AirDrop lunch to a mountain stream

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I’m blazin’ trails and burnin’ snacks

Tesla parked by the mountain tracks

Solar-chargin’ while I’m chillin’ with raccoons

Bluetooth speaker playin’ campfire tunes

No map, no plan, just vibes and snacks

Got a compass app and some questionable facts

Nature’s wild, but my drip’s intact

Flannel shirt with a power pack

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Forgot my lighter, used a magnifying lens

Took two hours, but now we got friends

Tent blew over, I’m sleepin’ in the frunk

Call me Elon Musk… if he smelled like skunk

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So next time you camp, just do it my way

With zero emissions and max dismay

Bring a charger, some snacks, and bars

And maybe don’t trust chipmunks with your granola bars