The Breakup

Yo, this is for the culture…

Two dudes who peaked on Twitter and in tax fraud.

One launches rockets, the other launches riots.

Let’s get toxic.

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Elon’s in the lab like “I’m buildin’ the future,”

But your tweets sound like a midlife computer tumor.

Talkin’ ‘bout Mars while your staff gettin’ axed,

Flexin’ billions, but your kids don’t text you back.

Dated Grimes, now beefin’ with trans folks,

You built a whole brand off insecure man jokes.

Talkin’ free speech, but you banned half the net—

Twitter’s now just bots, crypto bros, and regret.

Yo, your self-driving cars out here hittin’ curbs,

You actin’ like Iron Man, but you fumble every verb.

You broke up with Trump like, “bro, it’s not you…”

But let’s be real—he ghosted you too.

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It’s the roast of the decade, get your tissues and pride,

Elon lost his girl and his stock in one night.

Trump’s hands so small they can’t handle the heat,

Y’all built empires on lies, now we takin’ receipts.

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Yo, Trump got indicted, again and again,

Still lyin’ on stage like “I got 10 black friends.”

Small hands, big ego, zero shame,

A walking spray-tan scam with a golf course name.

Talkin’ “America First” while you hire offshore,

Married an immigrant who posed nude on the floor.

Built your base off hate and conspiracies loud,

Then stole from the poor and fed steaks to your crowd.

Your wall? Didn’t build it. Your tan? Didn’t peel it.

Stormy got paid, and you still try to conceal it.

You talk tough, but you cry when you lose,

Screamin’ “fake news!” with your orange-ass shoes.

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You and Elon, bromance on the rocks,

Two fragile boys with daddy-sized stocks.

He dumped you hard, said “I need space,”

You tweeted “SAD!” with tears down your face.

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Melania lookin’ like “I did not sign up for this,”

From Vogue to red hats—what a plot twist.

Meanwhile Elon’s like “I want to be God,”

But you still beef with AOC and a garage.

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Two con men in suits with tech and hate,

One lies to the courts, the other blames “fate.”

We see through the bots, the walls, the hair,

You’re just rich-ass jokes with a billionaire stare.

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Trump got dumped by Elon,

Melania watchin’ from a yacht paid in student loans,

Elon tryna fix humanity—

But can’t fix a fuckin’ Cybertruck window.

Y’all done.

🎤 Mic lands softly on a tax return they never filed.