[Intro – Guitar Riff & Drum Kick]
Parking lot’s packed on a Saturday night
That big red fish sign is my neon light
[Verse 1 – Voice 1]
They got lures on display like diamonds in glass
Camo on the racks that makes my heart beat fast
Some folks waste money where it don’t make sense
Me? I’m dropping paychecks on hunting and tents
[Chorus – Band Full In, Rowdy Shouts]
Bass Pro Shop, yeah that’s my store (HELL YEAH!)
Duck calls and boat motors, can’t ask for more (QUACK QUACK!)
From rifles to rods, I’m in my zone
Bass Pro feels just like home
Bass Pro Shop, yeah that’s my store
Where my wallet gets light but my soul feels more
[Verse 2 – Voice 1]
Ladies hit the mall for them glitter and gloss
I’m here in the aisle sizing up a crossbow toss
Got boots, got rods, got tackle galore
Smellin’ like gun oil when I walk out the door
[Chorus – Band Full In, Call & Response]
Bass Pro Shop, yeah that’s my store (BASS PRO!)
Duck calls and boat motors, can’t ask for more (YEE YEE!)
From rifles to rods, I’m in my zone
Bass Pro feels just like home
Bass Pro Shop, yeah that’s my store
Where my wallet gets light but my soul feels more
[Bridge – Fiddle & Steel Guitar]
Your cart’s got makeup, mine’s got bait
Y’all can keep the spa, I’ll take the lake
Different aisles, same addiction score
You paint your nails, I’m paintin’ lures on shore
[Chorus – Gang Vocals, Rowdy Energy]
Bass Pro Shop, yeah that’s my store
Duck calls and boat motors, can’t ask for more
From rifles to rods, I’m in my zone
Bass Pro feels just like home
Bass Pro Shop, yeah that’s my store
Where my wallet gets light but my soul feels more
[Outro – Crowd Chant + Banjo]
No perfume aisle, no perfume aura
Just me smilin’ wide at my Bass Pro Shop order