Gross funks x2

(Ahhhhh baby… mmm… yeahhhh…)

Slide yo’ tongue where the sun don’t shine,

We gettin’ filthy on the one tonight!

⸻

Verse 1

I got mayonnaise drippin’ off my hairy sack,

You got ketchup on your titties, let me lick it back.

I’ll floss my teeth with your pubic hair,

Spit-shine my balls like a folding chair.

⸻

[Lick the goo off my booty shoes,

Suck my soul ‘til you catch the blues.

Grease my crack with motor oil,

Let’s deep fry love ‘til the bed sheets spoil.]

(Ahhhhh, yeahhh, funk me nasty now!)

⸻

Verse 2

Gonna rim ya like a disco cup,

Blow bubbles in your ass ‘til it hiccups.

Snort cocaine off my ding-a-ling,

While the DJ scratchin’ on my cock ring.

⸻

[Lick the goo off my booty shoes,

Choke on love ‘til you pay your dues.

Butter that hole with Crisco funk,

I’ll skeet on stage and the crowd gone drunk.]

(Whooo! Uh! Ahhh baby don’t stop! YEAHHH!)

⸻

Bridge – breakdown with moans & preacher voice

(Ahh, ahhh, ahhh!)

Ladies and gentlemen…

I said put yo’ face where the funk comes out!

Rub it down low, let the booty shout!

Suck it, lick it, flick it, bite,

I’m the nasty prophet of the disco night!

⸻

[Lick the goo off my booty shoes,

Tongue my crack ‘til you catch the groove.

Ride my meat like a carousel,

We makin’ heaven sound like hell.]

⸻

Can I get a BUTT JUICE? (Crowd: BUTT JUICE!)

Can I get a FUNK DRIP? (Crowd: FUNK DRIP!)

Now turn that ass around…

and bless this nasty ship!

⸻

⸻

Ohhhh, baby…

You know what time it is…

Take off them Pampers, grandma,

We about to make the devil blush!

(Hit me with that stank, uh!)

⸻

Verse 1

I’ll stir your chili with my hairy ladle,

Motorboat your ass on the dinner table.

Shove a Twinkie where the sun don’t beam,

Make a porno tape for the Dairy Queen.

⸻

[Tongue punch my fart factory,

Lick it like a saxophone symphony.

Spit in my drink, put your foot in my stew,

Baby, there ain’t nothin’ I won’t do with you.]

(Ahhhhh! Oooh! Funk nasty, baby!)

⸻

Verse 2

Skeet on the ceiling fan, make it rain,

Dip your coochie in a bucket of grain.

Slap my nuts with a Bible belt,

Singin’ gospel hymns while the hot wax melt.

⸻

[Tongue punch my fart factory,

Funk me raw, no warranty.

Butt juice drippin’ down the pole,

Take a shot of love from my toilet bowl.]

(Ohhh lordy, pass the wipes, hallelujah!)

⸻

Bridge – breakdown, preacher funk voice

I said SUCK IT! (Crowd: SUCK IT!)

LICK IT! (Crowd: LICK IT!)

PUT YO’ FACE WHERE THE DOOKIE HITS!

Yeahhhh baby, baptize me in the septic tank,

Rub that funk juice right on my crank!

⸻

[Tongue punch my fart factory,

Booty clappin’ in 3D.

Jizz on the jukebox, funk on my feet,

We turnin’ this church into a porno suite.]