Stinky stinky drinky

Say it straight, no chaser

I’m the mess, not the savior

Cheers to my bad behavior

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Told her I’m a vibe and a warning label

She still pulled up like I’m cable

Told me, “You’re cute but you’re chaos”

I said, “Baby, I call it honest”

She wanted roses, I gave her thorns

Told her I bloom better after storms

Said I’m good at makin’ things go bad

Guess that’s the only real skill I had

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She left with grace, I stayed with guilt

Tryna patch what I helped break, not build

Said I had issues — yeah, I filed ‘em

Said I need help — I said, “I’ll dial ‘em”

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I call it like I drink it — straight, fast, and too much

Pour my heart in a solo cup

If it’s love, I overdo it

If it’s pain, I sing right through it

Might not be the man she needed

But I’m the story she’ll keep repeatin’

Yeah, I break it, spill it, sink it

Then I laugh and call it like I drink it

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I don’t fold, I ghost

I don’t chase, I toast

She was future-wife type

I was “lemme make mistakes tonight”

I said “I’m just not built to stay”

But truth is, I just push love away

I flirt like I’m whole, lie like I’m healed

Then wonder why nothin’ I touch feels real

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Told her “You’re too good for me” — my favorite excuse

I leave gold for shots and a beat-up booth

She needed peace, I brought the storm

I write pain and call it a song

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I call it like I drink it — straight, cold, and on brand

Lied with a drawl, truth in my hand

If it’s love, I overdose it

If it’s real, I ghost it

Might not be the man she prays for

But I’m the chapter she’ll replay more

Yeah, I wreck it, feel it, sink it

Then smile and call it like I drink it

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I’m the reason she learned the hard way

I’m the quote she posted that Friday

I’m the text she won’t resend

I’m the lesson, not the end

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I call it like I drink it — raw, wrong, and too deep

She saw potential, I saw retreat

If it’s love, I burn it quicker

If it’s right, I pull the trigger

Might not be the one she marries

But I’m the song that still hits heavy

Yeah, I leave it, write it, sing it

Then laugh and call it like I drink it

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Yeah, I lived it, lost it, leaked it…

And called it like I drink it.