Funky fucks

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Yeahhh, baby…

Put yo’ glitter on, put my lube on…

We gon’ make this dance floor nasty tonight!

(Mmm, ahh, uh!)

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Verse 1

I’m the funk mechanic, checkin’ under your hood,

Dip my dipstick, girl, it’s lookin’ good.

You squeak like vinyl when the needle drop,

Ride my disco stick ‘til the mirror ball pop.

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[Slide that booty, grease that hole,

Shake yo’ jelly, lose control.

Clap them cheeks to the cosmic beat,

Put yo’ funk on my disco meat!]

(Ohhh yeahhh, uh-huh, mmm!)

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Verse 2

Got a sausage link wrapped in polyester,

Gonna stir your pot like Uncle Fester.

Juicy caboose, let it bounce like jello,

Lickin’ your groove like a funky cello.

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[Slide that booty, grease that hole,

Pop that cork, swallow it whole.

Ride that face like a roller skate,

Baby make me nasty, don’t make me wait!]

(Whoo! Awww baby! Shake it!)

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Bridge – falsetto squeals + moans

(Ahh! Ahhh yeahhh! Mmm!)

Rub yo’ funk on my microphone,

We gon’ make this church unholy home.

Tongue in the socket, sparks gonna fly,

I’ll lick your soul ‘til the devil cry.

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[Slide that booty, grease that hole,

Spin that ass like a mirror ball.

Sweat drips down, funk takes flight,

We gon’ make nasty all damn night!]

(YEAHHHHH! Uh! UH!)

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Can I get a nasty-nasty?

(Crowd: NASTY-NASTY!)

Can I get a freaky-freak?

(Crowd: FREAKY-FREAK!)

Now baptize my disco stick,

In yo’ glitter creek!

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