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🎶 “Cornbread & Coochie” 🎶
(Dirty Country Comedy Song)
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[Verse 1]
She walked in smellin’ like moonshine and regret
Said “I’m wetter than a swamp, boy — you ready to sweat?”
Said “suck my syrup and shake my meatloaf
Dig in deep like you’re jawin’ a roast”
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[Chorus]
Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham
Get all up in it like a broke-down van
Slap my griddle till the grease run hot
Pull my ponytail and hit that spot
Dip your biscuit in my gravy pot
This ain’t church, but I’ll make you shout a lot
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[Verse 2]
She said “nibble on my nipple like it’s BBQ’d
Then park that pickup right up in my nudes”
“I got a backdoor special, don’t need no keys
Just blow real soft and spread them knees”
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[Chorus – x2]
Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham
Lick it like a stamp, don’t give a damn
Twist my melon, churn that cream
Stuff me like a turkey on the county fair team
Dip your biscuit in my gravy pot
If you ain’t scared, then give it all you got
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[Bridge – Spoken, filthy tone]
She said, “paddle my pie and plow my plot
I don’t want romance, just make it hot”
“Blow on my whistle ‘til it squeals like sin
Then rail me like a train — full steam again!”
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[Final Chorus – hard and loud]
Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham
Chew it like jerky, you dirty-ass man
Dip your biscuit, spin that wheel
Lick it so good I forget how to feel
Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham…
This coochie got kick like Uncle Sam!
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