Poop shooter

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🎶 “Cornbread & Coochie” 🎶

(Dirty Country Comedy Song)

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She walked in smellin’ like moonshine and regret

Said “I’m wetter than a swamp, boy — you ready to sweat?”

Said “suck my syrup and shake my meatloaf

Dig in deep like you’re jawin’ a roast”

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Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham

Get all up in it like a broke-down van

Slap my griddle till the grease run hot

Pull my ponytail and hit that spot

Dip your biscuit in my gravy pot

This ain’t church, but I’ll make you shout a lot

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She said “nibble on my nipple like it’s BBQ’d

Then park that pickup right up in my nudes”

“I got a backdoor special, don’t need no keys

Just blow real soft and spread them knees”

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Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham

Lick it like a stamp, don’t give a damn

Twist my melon, churn that cream

Stuff me like a turkey on the county fair team

Dip your biscuit in my gravy pot

If you ain’t scared, then give it all you got

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She said, “paddle my pie and plow my plot

I don’t want romance, just make it hot”

“Blow on my whistle ‘til it squeals like sin

Then rail me like a train — full steam again!”

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Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham

Chew it like jerky, you dirty-ass man

Dip your biscuit, spin that wheel

Lick it so good I forget how to feel

Tongue my cornbread, smack my ham…

This coochie got kick like Uncle Sam!

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