AGAVE – The Story of the Crew
(A Golf Brotherhood Anthem)
[Intro]
Every Saturday morning, before the sun comes up,
There’s a group of veterans you just can’t stop.
They’re not PGA pros, and they’re not celebrities,
But on the golf course, they’re legends in their own way.
They are… The AGAVE Veterans Golf Group!
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Verse 1
The alarm goes off before daylight breaks,
Coffee in one hand, golf bag in the other.
Before the first tee shot, the jokes are already flying,
The laughter starts long before the scorecards do.
Golf brings them together every weekend,
But friendship is what keeps them coming back.
There’s skins, side bets, and the famous 6-6-6 game.
Sometimes someone wins… but most weeks it’s just,
“Maybe next Saturday!”
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Verse 2
There’s Dee, better known as Dee Lim,
Always ready with a joke that makes everyone laugh.
Then there’s Paolo “Bull” Sal,
Who swings like he’s trying to drive the ball into another county.
You’ve got Donkey, always smiling, always ready to play,
Win or lose, he’s having the time of his life.
Then there’s Jack, famous for his bright smile,
A grin so shiny it deserves its own commercial.
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Pre-Chorus
Sometimes someone gets annoyed…
But only for about five minutes.
Before long, everyone’s laughing again.
That’s just the AGAVE way.
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Chorus
AGAVE! AGAVE!
Golf brought us here,
Friendship keeps us together.
Out of bounds? Three-putt?
Who cares? Keep swinging!
AGAVE! AGAVE!
Win the skins or lose your bets,
No one gets left behind.
Even if the allowance is gone by the end of the day…
The memories are worth far more.
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Verse 3
There’s the guy everyone calls Moneyger,
Whenever it’s time to settle the bets, all eyes turn to him.
Then there’s the guy constantly shouting,
“IN! OUT! SIGN UP! SIGN UP!”
Like he’s running the whole tournament.
And don’t forget the famous Seagulls…
The moment someone orders food…
They swoop in faster than a bird spotting french fries.
“Hey… you were offering anyway…”
Five seconds later…
The plate is empty.
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Verse 4
Whenever fried chicken arrives,
Nobody talks about diets.
Everybody suddenly becomes hungry.
If somebody orders shrimp tacos…
It doesn’t matter.
Offer Marty just one…
He’ll politely accept three instead!
Some nights, after a few drinks,
Someone starts shouting across the clubhouse,
“Who’s ordering burritos?”
Everyone laughs even harder.
Then there’s the guy pushing such a huge golf cart,
Sometimes you can’t even see him behind it.
Another walks so slowly,
The group jokes,
“Come on… we’re finishing eighteen holes before you reach the next tee!”
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Bridge
The teasing never stops.
The trash talk never ends.
But nobody takes it personally.
Because everyone knows…
It’s all part of being family.
Respect comes first.
Friendship lasts forever.
Golf is simply the excuse to get together.
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Final Chorus
AGAVE! AGAVE!
More than golf…
This is brotherhood.
More than winning…
This is friendship.
Food…
Cold drinks…
Friendly wagers…
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