Alien in my pocket

alien in my pocket, A,L,I,E,N, In my pocket.

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IN the pocket of my shirt. now this this is a long story About how this little, ALIEN ended up in my pocket, it all started last night I went for a ride to take flight. when I saw this little blue light. little UFO in my rearvew. I don't believe what I see. why is it so small. Is it following me. flying right behind me. SO when I hit the break to pull over and get some pics.

[BOOM POP] [POP BOOM] what the fukk

Back window breaks. That little thing rear-ended me what the fukk.

Bounced off the back of the ride.

sounds like a hubcap rollin now. jump out and grab it. [thinking new drone] I grabbed it. Heading home for privacy in the garage so it can't fly off. Whatt happened oh god.

it's making little squeakin sounds. does it have a horn. I'm sweatin and swervin tryin to get home. little thing beepin. makin sounds. [almost there] I pull in. it's tryin to fly but keeps fallin in the seat it's tryin to fly, almost hit me in my head. but it landed in the seat. Like I was saying we're here

I'm freaking out. what did I just see.

little alien rear-ended me..

this couldn't be. I'm to high.

sweatin. kinda freakin out, So I get out and go to the back seat. where there's a little green ALIEN waiting to great me. I gotta admit I screamed and fell out. woke up in my house laying in bed. little bump on my head. not dead im alive. was that a crazy dream. it doesn't seem. it's on my shoulder waiting for me. whattt wahatt don't eat me.

that's what I thought im trippin.

little green men tied me to my bed.

he said now listen to me I'm the little green man that made you pee in those funky pants. we came to try your weed. I said what the fukk. little green guy's coming to earth to get high. yes he said ,

so I asked why tie me to the bed. your to big we don't want you stopping us from taking your green hash and Bubba cush stash. Noo, NO, no, please don't take it.

Let's make a deal. I'll be your hookup and you keep getting more and will get us super high right now like your spaceship flyin. let me go and we smoke. I'll show you how mac cracker get down.

now we're smoked and chocken.

laughin they are telling me everything about creation. I'm shocked. it's amazin.

can't believe I'm smokin with little green men aliens. they also had a mission to explore and try to eat our food. I said I'd take ya little green dude. tacos and burgers, wings, and fried shrimp pineapple pizza, egg rolls, sushi, baked zit, lobster, steak mack and cheese what you think.

said all of it were, on this world high. all they want food that I like. Not human I don't think. we go to get take out from everywhere. Alien in my pocket. Working on getting fat like fukk it. Alien in my motha fukkin pocket.