So Then There’s That

[Verse 1]
Alarm at seven
Snooze ‘til nine
Burned my toast
Missed my ride
Spilled my coffee
On my one clean shirt
Dog just shrugged
And dug in the dirt
[Chorus]
My life’s a mess, but hey, I’m still intact
Tripped on the truth and fell flat on my back
I say “it’s fine, it’s fine,” while I’m under attack
So then there’s that
Yeah, I lost my keys, my job, and my last clean hat
But I shrug, I laugh, I raise my glass and clap
Every time it all derails off track
(…so then there’s that)
[Verse 2]
Crush walked by
I tried to wave
Knocked my drink
Like a tidal wave
Told a joke
Thought I’d sound real smooth
She said “wow”
And just… kept moving
[Chorus]
My life’s a meme and I’m the soundtrack
Front-row seat to my own laugh track
I say “it’s fine, it’s fine,” as it all goes splat
So then there’s that
Yeah, my plans go wild and my skills fall flat
But I shrug, I laugh, I raise my glass and clap
When the punchline hits me like a baseball bat
(…so then there’s that)

rock, Crunchy pop-punk rock with sharp, comedic male vocals; palm-muted verses explode into a big gang-chant chorus. Tight drums, distorted power chords, and a bouncing bassline keep it upbeat. Add shout-along backing vocals on the hook and a brief half-time drop before the final chorus for extra punch.