[Verse 1]
Clock in with a grin
Clock out in a mess
Apron full of fry salt
And a name tag stress
We mop up the floor
Then draw on the wall
Hide the parsley in pockets
Like we own it all
[Pre-Chorus]
Boss man barking orders
We just stare and chew
Stuck in this tin can
So we act brand new
Late tips, bad nights
We’re all running thin
So we turn the whole joint
Into a little sin
[Chorus]
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
Pass the fake smile
Then we break the spell
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
If adulthood’s a cage
We’re rattling the bell
[Verse 2]
Gary in the back room
Tape on the ketchup cap
Tina swapped the sugar
For a packet of wrath
Someone named the mop bucket
“Lord of the night”
And the hostess keeps laughing
Like she knows it’s right
[Pre-Chorus]
We got no future
At least not tonight
So we make one joke
Out of every bite
Hands in the dish pit
Hearts on the floor
If they want grown-ups
We give them something more
[Chorus]
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
Pass the fake smile
Then we break the spell
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
If adulthood’s a cage
We’re rattling the bell
[Bridge]
One more shift
Then we all vanish
Laughing too hard
With our collars damaged
Say we’ll be good
Then we never will
Seven-dollar dreams
And a savage thrill
[Final Chorus]
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
Pass the fake smile
Then we break the spell
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
We’re bored as hell (bored as hell)
If adulthood’s a cage
We’re rattling the bell