[Verse 1]
I’m fried from the week
Need something cheap
Put me in the booth
Let me order two
Might not be fine dining
Might not be art
But the basket comes hot
And it hits the spot
[Pre-Chorus]
I want the plate
I want the sauce
I want that thing
That makes me soft
[Chorus]
I wanna go to Applebees
I wanna go to Applebees
Give me the goy slop, baby
Give me the goy slop, baby
I wanna go to Applebees
I wanna go to Applebees
Cold drink, hot plate, save me
Cold drink, hot plate, save me
[Verse 2]
Plastic menu shine
Sticky table edge
Paycheck taste gone
Need a little pledge
Fries on the side
Ranch in a cup
If the night went bad
Let the refill up
[Pre-Chorus]
I want the plate
I want the sauce
I want that thing
That makes me soft
[Chorus]
I wanna go to Applebees
I wanna go to Applebees
Give me the goy slop, baby
Give me the goy slop, baby
I wanna go to Applebees
I wanna go to Applebees
Cold drink, hot plate, save me
Cold drink, hot plate, save me
[Bridge]
Let the check come late
Let the mood come down
Let the warm thing land
On the paper crown
I’m not here for glam
I’m here for grease
Put that comfort down
Right in front of me
[Final Chorus]
I wanna go to Applebees
I wanna go to Applebees
Give me the goy slop, baby
Give me the goy slop, baby
I wanna go to Applebees
I wanna go to Applebees
Cold drink, hot plate, save me
Cold drink, hot plate, save me