Chump Card

It plays the victim when the votes don't land it's way

Can't run ten feet but wants the world to obey

Got a Nobel Prize that someone else had won

Now it claims it's his—yeah, such a loser, number one

Tweets at Norway like they owe it their respect

When the committee said no, what did it expect?

"I don't feel like keeping peace," that's what the orange boy said

Guess diplomacy dies when ego's in your head

It is the Chump Card, c'mon, wave it high

Presidential tantrums while good people die

This is the Chump Card, drawn from the bottom of the deck

Democracy's in ruins, what the fuck did you expect?

Venezuela's leader snatched right from his seat

While Chump eyes Greenland with his threats & his deceit

"Easy way or hard way," NATO ally in it's sights

Imperial ambitions dressed up as sovereign rights

Machado gave her medal just to keep it on her side

That's not earning honor—that's transactional pride

It whined about eight wars that it claims that it stopped

But the counting's pretty fuzzy when the truth gets dropped

This is the Chump Card, c'mon, wave it high

Presidential tantrums while good people die

This is the Chump Card, drawn from the bottom of the deck

Democracy's in ruins, what the fuck did you expect?

In Minnesota streets, the ICE runs cold

Renée Good was shot—that's how her story unfolds

Alex Pretti filmed them, nurse with a permit to carry

Border Patrol gunned him down in the street in January

Federal agents claiming self-defense again

While witnesses & videos say different things than them

They called them "domestic terrorists" for standing in the way

Operation Metro Surge—it happened yesterday

It can't physically jog but wants to own the Arctic ice

Threatens Denmark, threatens Norway, playing global dice

"Norway totally controls it"—no, that's not how it works

But facts have never mattered to these presidential jerks

The Nobel Institute said medals can change hands

But the title stays with winners—not with wannabe con men

He accepted it anyway with his greedy little grin

A "wonderful gesture"—Christ, where do we begin?

This is the Chump Card, c'mon, wave it high

Presidential power trips while citizens die

This is the Chump Card, drawn from the bottom of the deck

Minneapolis is bleeding—what did Republicans expect?

(Chump Card! Chump Card!)

Democracy's a game when you're playing the Chump Card

(Chump Card! Chump Card!)

Human lives don't matter when you're playing the Chump Card