Boxed Wine Moms

They wake up to the morning brew

TV's on it's time for The View

You’ll find them roaming in the gossip aisle

They’ll cancel you faster than they run a mile

Book club meetings with books they skim

Handmaid’s Tale’s their holy hymn

Dressed all up in their red and white

They’re rage tweeting on X all night

Boxed wine moms in yoga pants

They spend all day airing all their rants

Yard signs and stickers displayed loud and proud

Different opinions are not allowed

Watching SVU, driving SUVs

Starbucks latte

They’re VIPs

They”ll make every conversation about race

Their triggered you’re entering their safe space

List of complaints

They’re preparin’

Think they're rebels with a cause

But they’re just Karens

Boxed wine moms in yoga pants

They spend all day airing all their rants

Yard signs and stickers displayed loud and proud

Different opinions are not allowed