Crazy Ride

(Verse 1)

Woke up this morning, spilled my coffee on the floor,

Damn it, why's my toaster always such a bore?

My cat’s plotting world domination, I swear,

He looks at me like I’m the one without a care!

(Chorus)

Oh, life’s a crazy ride, a wild and funny chase,

With swears and laughs, in this chaotic place.

Flip the bird to troubles, dance like a fool,

Scream out loud, “This shit is cool!”

(Verse 2)

My phone just died, and I’m losing my damn mind,

Tripped over a sock, can’t believe what I find!

Why do my jeans feel tighter than a drum?

Guess I’ll blame it all on that last piece of gum!

(Chorus)

Oh, life’s a crazy ride, a wild and funny chase,

With swears and laughs, in this chaotic place.

Flip the bird to troubles, dance like a fool,

Scream out loud, “This shit is cool!”

(Bridge)

Sometimes I’m a mess, like a duck in a pond,

Trying to swim but I can’t quite respond.

Fuck it, I’ll laugh, let the world go to hell,

Got my friends and some wine, and we’re feeling quite swell!

(Chorus)

Oh, life’s a crazy ride, a wild and funny chase,

With swears and laughs, in this chaotic place.

Flip the bird to troubles, dance like a fool,

Scream out loud, “This shit is cool!”

(Outro)

So here’s to the chaos, the laughter, the fun,

Life’s too fucking short, better enjoy while you run!

Raise your glass high, let’s toast to this song,

In this wild little world, we all just belong!