Where have All the Action Heroes Gone?

Where have the tough guys gone

They left the screen

Keanu’s still kicking but it feels like a dream

Tom’s hanging from planes

Holding on tight

But the rest packed it up

Disappeared in the night

Now it’s all explosions and girl power vibes

Hollywood’s flipped

It’s a brand-new tribe

I miss the days of the muscle-bound crew

Where did the action stars go

What did they do?

Arnold’s got a garden

Stallone’s painting art

Bruce is a legend but he’s played his part

Chuck’s kicking air

Van Damme’s taking naps

The world feels softer

Like it’s wearing kid caps

Now it’s all explosions and girl power vibes

Hollywood’s flipped

It’s a brand-new tribe

I miss the days of the muscle-bound crew

Where did the action stars go

What did they do?

Don’t get me wrong

We still have our classic flix

But Hollywood needs to get back to making hits

I need a hero with a growl and a stare

Where’s my gritty dude with the greasy hair?

Now it’s all explosions and girl power vibes

Hollywood’s flipped

It’s a brand-new tribe

I miss the days of the muscle-bound crew

Where did the action stars go

What did they do?