Like a thief in the night, like the angel of death,
Dressed in black with a mask on my head.
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide—
I’m in the Raccoon city, and Death’s on my side.
A soldier, a stalker—my orders are clear.
No mercy, no questions, no hint of fear.
I’m looking for Birkin, to end his charade—
Im so tactical and, I AM the crusade!
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[Verse 1 – Tempo picks up, heroic swagger]
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They call me H.U.N.K., and that’s not a lie,
When I take off this mask—
[Male Speaks, cocky]
“I’m one hell of a hunky guy.”
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[🎵 Chorus – Crowd Joins, Big Harmonies]
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🎵 He’s a hell of a hunky guy! 🎵
Masked in all black, but built like a god.
Tactically trained. Brutally hot.
If my bullets dont kill you. My smouldering will. Im not just here to complete my mission. Im here to heat your heart into submission.
Cos im a hunk. MWAH!
🎵 He’s a hell of a hunky guy! 🎵
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[Verse 2 – Over-the-top bravado, musical swagger]
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My jaw is chiselled, my head is so square,
A gig a Chad killer with long golden hair.
My abs are like granite, my pecs are divine,
My biceps explode—ladies, please form a line!
[Ladies swoon]
[Male Shouts]
“Watch out, everybody—there’s a gun show!” 💪 pow, pow. Pow.
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I’m not just a killer—I’m pure manly art,
With abs that could tear a T-virus apart.
I don’t eat tofu—I eat red meat by the pot,
And trust me, my dear—this Hunk’s always hot!
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[Bridge – Spotlight Solo, Slow & Dramatic]
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I’m the ghost in the shadows, I strike from afar,
But under this gear—I’m a freakin’ rockstar.
I could end you with silence... or melt you with looks.
I’m death in a body you read about in books.
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[Verse 3 – Full swing, chorus backing returns]
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I bench press regret, I deadlift my guilt,
My body’s a weapon—flawlessly built.
A mission machine, with a smirk and a stride,
You’re doomed once this HUNK gets you in his sights!
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[Chorus – Crowd Joins, Big Harmonies]
🎶
🎵 He’s a hell of a hunky guy! 🎵
Masked in all black, but built like a god.
Tactically trained. Brutally hot.
If my bullets dont kill you. My smouldering will.
Im not just here to complete my mission. Im here to beat your heart into submission.
He’s a hell of a hunky guy!
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[Finale – Big Band Finish]
[Male Speaks, heroic echo]
“The only thing hotter than me is the sun...
If you don’t believe me—[laughs] please ask your mum.”
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I’m not easy on targets, but easy on eyes—
When people see me, they say:
“That guy is a killer, but at the same time their knees start to quiver”
[Man speaks] Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
[🎵 Final Chorus – Crowd Full Volume, Big Stomp Claps]
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🎵 He’s a hell of a hunky guy!
“Damn, I’m pretty.
Death never looked so good!”
[Cheeky Outro Line – Spoken]
“Whether it’s the G-spot... or the G-virus...
I will find it for you.”
With a vibe like a tank and a wink like Bond.
Smooth as a knife and sharp as a cry—
When death wears a smile, you know who walks by!
🎵 He’s a hell of a hunky guy! 🎵
Oh yeah—he’s HUNK!
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