🎶 SYDNEY SWEENEY’S JEANS ARE BLUE 🎶
(Dancefloor Anthem – BPM: 125)
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[Male VERSE 1]
Scrollin' through the chaos,
Woketards getting owned,
Bitter Karen's out here throwin' shade from her phone.
The green eyed monsters coming. Coming just for you. Your eyes are green with envy. But Sydneys eyes are blue.
(Sydneys eyes are blue, blue, blue, blue)
[Techno dance break
(Sydneys jeans are blue)
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[CHORUS]
Sydney Sweeney’s got good jeans, and her jeans are blue!
The swamp donkeys are coming for her, cos they dont like the truth.
Feminist glasses, rainbow hair. And yellow gappy tooth.
Safe to say that Sydney has better genes than you.
(Better jeans than you, ooh ooh ooh ooh. Better genes than you).
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[VERSE 2]
Oh no, they’re mad—some TikTok scorn,
Typing with rage in their Harvard dorm.
“No one asked!” they cry hard-air,
While dissecting every strand of her blonde hair.
They call it ‘harm,’ we call it glam,
Its just her beauty they cant stand.
Those sexy thighs in skinny jeans—
She’s shaking up your social scenes!
dont hate me, cos you ain't me. Hahaha
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[CHORUS]
Sydney Sweeney’s got good jeans, and her jeans are blue!
The land whales are coming for her, cos they dont like the truth.
Feminist glasses, rainbow hair. Stinking attitude.
Safe to say that Sydney has better genes than you.
[Female Spoken] You can't hate me, more than you hate yourself. Stay mad.
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[Bridge]
You hate her genes cos you cant stand, she could come and take away your man.
You hate her cos you cant stand she could come and take away your man.
if you could even get one.
How's your cat? Haha
[CHORUS – KEY CHANGE – CRESCENDO]
SYDNEY SWEENEY’S JEANS ARE BLUE! (Key jumps up — power synths rise)
Sydney Sweeney’s got good jeans, and her jeans are blue!
The swamp donkeys are coming for her, cos they dont like the truth.
Feminist glasses, rainbow hair. And yellow gappy tooth.
Safe to say that Sydney has better genes than you.
You should always wear green–it suits you. It goes with your birken stocks
Youre so green with envy you could be the Incredible Sulk!
Byeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeaaaahhhh
Yeehaa. Wooo. That was a good one. It ain't easy being green. But you wear it so well. I'll stick with the blue. Thanks. Cos it suits me.
(Echo FX: “BLUE... blue... blue...”)
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