Central perk

(Spoken voice:)I'd like to start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year.

I made a man, with eyes of coal and a smile so be-witch-en. How was i supposed to know my mum was dead in the kitchen!!!!

Waaaaaaaa!!! Ask me about my Smelly cat, smel-ee cat!

What are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smel-ee cat,

Its not your fault.

They won't take you to the vet.

You're obviously not their favourite pet.

You're not like a bed of roses,

You're offensive to those with noses

Smelly cat, smel-ee cat! It's not your fault (oh no)

(Yooooooooh, ooooh wooooo, woooooh)

Some men they love women,

Sometimes men love men!

And then there are bisexuals and people say they're kidding themselves! (Yeah, yeah)

Oooooh! Here we go. Ms. Boo-fay here to slay

(Spoken voice) The next verse sing it now, in Central Perk. Here we go.

The cow in the meadow goes, moo!

The cow in the meadow goes, moo!

Then the farmer hits them over the head, grinds them all up and that's how we get hamburgers.

Now CHICKENS.

Stephanie knows all the chords!!!

Go to hell jingle hor! Go to hell, go to hell, to hell.

My sticky shoes. Why you stick on me bay-ay-be!

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see, One of them won't do it, but the second one will set you free, Tell all your hate and anger, it's time

(Spoken) and if i was walking they'd say not mine, not mine. And if i was skipping they'd say not-not mine not-not mine.

YESSSS!!! thank you, and good night.

(Spoken): that was fun - let's do it again!