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. “Are you a stack of dirty dishes? Because I want to get you wet and do you all night long.”

“They say the tongue is the strongest muscle. Want to wrestle?”

“Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.”

“Want to save water by showering together?”

. “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!”

“Are you a racehorse? Because when I ride, you’ll always finish first.”

. “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?”

“I’ll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.”

“Twinkle, twinkle little star, let’s have sex inside my car.”

Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you.”

“Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.”

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“Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I’d love to spread them.”

“I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear