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Alright, light, goofy, equal-opportunity political humor coming up 😄

(No policy debates, just vibes.)

Trump humor:

Trump talks like his inner monologue grabbed a microphone and never gave it back.

He uses more adjectives than a Yelp review written during a midlife crisis: “tremendous, incredible, the best, many people are saying.”

His hair looks like it’s constantly trying to escape a strong opinion.

If confidence were Wi-Fi, Trump would be a full-bar signal even in airplane mode.

Biden humor:

Biden tells stories like he’s buffering halfway through the sentence.

Every time he says “Listen, folks,” you know you’re about to hear a fun fact from 1978.

He walks like he dropped his keys in the White House and refuses to admit defeat.

Sometimes he looks at the camera like “Wait… was this the commercial break?”

Together energy:

Watching Trump and Biden debate felt like one guy yelling at the TV and the other trying to change the channel.

One runs on pure ego, the other runs on muscle memory.

America really said: “Give us chaos OR confusion — surprise us.”

If you want spicier, cleaner, or absolutely unhinged jokes, tell me the level 😏 enthusiasm or care about things others find exciting or important.

Emotional flatness: Doesn't experience strong emotional highs or lows; neither happy nor sad.

Neutrality: Has no preference between choices, saying "take it or leave it" or "I couldn't care less".

Impartiality: Can be unbiased and fair because they don't have a stake in the outcome.

Mediocrity (in performance): Can describe something as just average or not particularly good, like "indifferent work".