“Bored Outta My Mind 🤪”
(Verse 1)
Woke up, checked my phone—nothing new to see
Even my notifications got bored of me
Tried to watch TV, but I seen it all twice
Even SpongeBob lookin’ at me like, “bro get a life”
I opened the fridge like it’s gonna entertain
Just a lonely slice of pizza and some questionable pain
Talked to my dog, he ignored my whole speech
Now I’m arguing with a sock that I found on the beach
(Pre-Chorus)
I tried counting ceiling cracks for fun
Got to forty-two… then I forgot what comes after that one
(Chorus)
I’m bored, so bored, I might start a band
With a spoon, a chair, and a rubber band
I’m bored, so bored, I’m losing my mind
Just Googled “how to blink” like a hundred times
(Verse 2)
Tried doing push-ups, made it down to the floor
Stayed there five minutes… maybe even more
I texted myself just to see what I’d say
Left me on read—now I’m hurt today
I made up a dance called the “Laundry Spin”
It’s just me tripping over socks again
Tried learning guitar, broke a string instead
Now I’m playing air music inside my head
(Pre-Chorus)
I tried to nap but my brain said “nah”
Now I’m staring at a wall like it’s modern art, ha
(Chorus)
I’m bored, so bored, I might start a band
With a spoon, a chair, and a rubber band
I’m bored, so bored, I’m losing my mind
Just Googled “how to blink” like a hundred times
(Bridge)
Maybe I’ll juggle… nah I’ll drop everything
Maybe I’ll sing—wait… oh yeah, I CAN sing
Maybe I’ll clean—HAHA yeah right
I’ll just sit here and blink all night
(Final Chorus)
I’m bored, so bored, send help ASAP
I just named my pillow “Sir Naps-a-Lot the Third” no cap
I’m bored, so bored, this should be a crime
If boredom was money—I’d be rich all the time 😤
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