Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Front door’s trapped with foam dart arrows
Snack hoard stacked like dragon gold
Laundry chair? That’s difficult terrain
Babe
If you enter
You’ve been told
Couch mapped out in hexes
Honey
Coasters count as sacred runes
You say “who’s right?” we grab the dice tray
Let the numbers choose
[Chorus]
In this house
Dice make the decision
We don’t argue
We roll for initiative (hey!)
Killed the monster underneath the bed for loot
Wore its blanket like a cloak of proof
We don’t fight
We just check the sheet
If it’s written
Then that’s how it’ll be
We live
We laugh
We never split the party
In this house we play D&D
[Verse 2]
Grocery list on character sheets
Level 5 at the DMV line
Miniatures on the window sill
Guard the plants at all times
You say “chore list
” I say “quest log”
Wash the dishes
Gain XP
We shake the fate box in the kitchen
Let the table set itself for me
[Chorus]
In this house
Dice make the decision
We don’t argue
We roll for initiative (oh yeah)
Killed the monster underneath the bed for loot
Found our courage and a missing shoe
We don’t fight
We just check the sheet
If it’s written
Then that’s how it’ll be
We live
We laugh
We never split the party
In this house we play D&D
[Bridge]
[Drums drop
Claps and gang shouts]
Who takes trash? (Roll for it!)
Who walks dog? (Roll for it!)
Who gets last slice? (Roll for it!)
Who hugs first? (we all crit!)
[Chorus]
In this house
Dice make the decision
We don’t argue
We roll for initiative (hey!)
Killed the monster underneath the bed for loot
Turned its shadow into something cute
We don’t fight
We just check the sheet
If it’s written
Then that’s how it’ll be
We live
We love
We never split the party
In this house we play D&D (D&D)
Style
upbeat pop-punk with gang vocals and crunchy guitars; tight two-step drums and bright bassverses half-spoken and wittychoruses shouted with stacked harmonies and crowd “whoa”s; quick breakdown with toms and claps before the final hookmale vocals with playful attitude and call-and-response ad-libs
Prompt
In this house
Dice make the decision we don’t argue we roll for initiative killed the monster under the bed to steal his loot, and we never split the party in this house we play D&D
Credits
Prompt byPhaserQuantum162
GeneratedJan 26, 2026
ModelAria v5
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