Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Front door’s trapped with foam dart arrows Snack hoard stacked like dragon gold Laundry chair? That’s difficult terrain Babe If you enter You’ve been told Couch mapped out in hexes Honey Coasters count as sacred runes You say “who’s right?” we grab the dice tray Let the numbers choose [Chorus] In this house Dice make the decision We don’t argue We roll for initiative (hey!) Killed the monster underneath the bed for loot Wore its blanket like a cloak of proof We don’t fight We just check the sheet If it’s written Then that’s how it’ll be We live We laugh We never split the party In this house we play D&D [Verse 2] Grocery list on character sheets Level 5 at the DMV line Miniatures on the window sill Guard the plants at all times You say “chore list ” I say “quest log” Wash the dishes Gain XP We shake the fate box in the kitchen Let the table set itself for me [Chorus] In this house Dice make the decision We don’t argue We roll for initiative (oh yeah) Killed the monster underneath the bed for loot Found our courage and a missing shoe We don’t fight We just check the sheet If it’s written Then that’s how it’ll be We live We laugh We never split the party In this house we play D&D [Bridge] [Drums drop Claps and gang shouts] Who takes trash? (Roll for it!) Who walks dog? (Roll for it!) Who gets last slice? (Roll for it!) Who hugs first? (we all crit!) [Chorus] In this house Dice make the decision We don’t argue We roll for initiative (hey!) Killed the monster underneath the bed for loot Turned its shadow into something cute We don’t fight We just check the sheet If it’s written Then that’s how it’ll be We live We love We never split the party In this house we play D&D (D&D)
Tags
Upbeat pop-punk with gang vocals and crunchy guitars; tight two-step drums and bright bass, verses half-spoken and witty, choruses shouted with stacked harmonies and crowd “whoa”s; quick breakdown with toms and claps before the final hook, male vocals with playful attitude and call-and-response ad-libs
Duration
2:31
Instrumental
No
Created
1/26/2026