[Verse 1 – Vocal A]
Woke up in your bed, don’t know your name,
Found my boxers in the microwave.
My phone says I texted my ex at three,
Please don’t tell me what I said to me.
[Verse 1 – Vocal B]
You snore like hell but you’re kinda cute,
Still drunk enough to think that’s true.
Your band sucks bad but I like your face,
So let’s pretend this wasn’t a total mistake.
[Pre-Chorus – A & B]
A: I said “this won’t happen again”
B: You said that last weekend
A: We never learn
B: But we never care
[Chorus – Both (Big & Catchy)]
WE’RE PROBABLY DRUNK — PROBABLY NAKED,
MAKING BAD CHOICES LIKE WE’RE FAMOUS.
SAY “JUST FRIENDS” — DON’T BELIEVE IT,
WE’LL CROSS THAT LINE THEN FUCKING REPEAT IT.
ONE NIGHT STANDS TURN INTO TWO,
BLAME THE BOOZE, BLAME ME, BLAME YOU.
WE’RE PROBABLY DRUNK — PROBABLY NAKED,
AND TOMORROW WE’LL SAY WE HATE IT.
[Verse 2 – Vocal B]
Your toothbrush next to mine feels wrong,
But kinda nice if I’m being honest.
You steal my hoodie, I steal your heart,
Or maybe your roommate’s credit card.
[Verse 2 – Vocal A]
We talk about feelings — big mistake,
Then start making out mid-sentence break.
You say “don’t get attached”, I say “same”,
Then panic when you forget my name.
[Pre-Chorus – A & B]
A: My friends say “dude, that’s bad news”
B: My friends say “girl, what did you do?”
A: We should stop
B: Yeah, after this drink
[Chorus – Both]
WE’RE PROBABLY DRUNK — PROBABLY NAKED,
TEXTING EACH OTHER LIKE “YOU AWAKE YET?”.
NO REGRETS — JUST DENIAL,
WE’LL LAUGH ABOUT THIS IN A LITTLE WHILE.
ONE MORE SHOT — ONE MORE LIE,
SAY “THIS IS THE LAST TIME”, EVERY TIME.
WE’RE PROBABLY DRUNK — PROBABLY NAKED,
HIGH-FIVING BAD DECISIONS WE’RE MAKING.
[Post-Chorus – Gang Vocals]
Na-na-na — put your pants back on
Na-na-na — wait, where did mine go wrong?
Na-na-na — don’t tell your friends
Na-na-na — see you again
[Verse 3 – Call & Response]
A: So… was this weird?
B: A little
A: Should we talk?
B: Not yet
A: Wanna stay?
B: Obviously
[Verse 3 – Vocal A]
Morning breath and awkward jokes,
Laughing way too hard ‘cause we’re both broke.
[Verse 3 – Vocal B]
You say “this means nothing”, cool, I’m fine,
Just don’t say that while you’re holding mine.
[Bridge – Half-Time, Emotional but Dumb]
A: Maybe we’re lonely
B: Maybe just bored
A: Maybe tequila should be illegal
B: Or at least locked doors
[Bridge – Shouted Together]
THIS IS A BAD IDEA!
(We know!)
ARE WE GONNA STOP?
(Fuck no!)
[Breakdown – Fast, Shouted Alternating]
A: Pants off!
B: Lights on!
A: Wrong room!
B: Still hot!
A: Regret!
B: Tomorrow!
Both: NOT OUR PROBLEM!
[Final Chorus – Double, Extra Catchy]
WE’RE PROBABLY DRUNK — PROBABLY NAKED,
FALLING IN LOVE OR JUST REALLY WASTED.
SAY “JUST FRIENDS” — YEAH, RIGHT, OKAY,
SEE YOU FRIDAY — SAME MISTAKE.
ONE LIFE — NO FILTERS, NO SHAME,
JUST BAD TATTOOS AND WALK OF SHAME.
WE’RE PROBABLY DRUNK — PROBABLY NAKED,
SMILING LIKE IDIOTS — YEAH, WE MADE IT.
[Outro – Spoken / Laughing]
A: So… Uber or breakfast?
B: Both.
A: Cool.
B: Put some pants on.
SKayzz
