[The song starts with a deceptive, gentle sound.]
Silent Night(holy night)
All is calm, and all is bright
Sleep in heavenly...
WAKE UP!!!
[Explosion of fast, distorted power chords. fast drums: kick-snare-kick-snare at breakneck speed.]
[ VERSE 1]
The village is snoozing, the lights are all dim,
They’re singing the carols, they're humming the hymn.
They put out the fire, they locked up the door,
But they don't know what they're bargaining for!
I ain't tip-toeing round in my big black boots,
I’m sliding down the chimney with the rhythmic roots!
Forget the lullaby, forget the sheep,
We’re here to rock you out of your sleep!
[ PRE-CHORUS]
[Bass guitar plays a driving, thumping line alone for two bars]
The Mayor said "Santa, keep it down this year!"
I said, "Sorry Mr. Mayor, I can't hardly hear!"
Got a stack of Speakers strapped to the sled,
Gonna wake the living and rattle the dead!
[CHORUS]
[Catchy, shout-along anthem style]
They wanted a SILENT NIGHT!
We’re bringing a LOUD NIGHT!
Turn the volume up until the glass cracks!
We got the spirit and the amp stacks!
Don't want no SILENT NIGHT!
It’s gonna be a LOUD NIGHT!
If you're rocking round the tree, you’re doing it right!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A LOUD NIGHT!
[VERSE 2]
Mrs. Claus told me to take a guitar,
Said "Don't come back 'til you're a superstar!"
Elf on the bass, he's barely three feet tall,
But he plays so heavy he can shake the wall!
Cookies are crumbled, the milk is all spilled,
The stockings are rocking, the quota is filled!
We ain't leaving 'til the sun comes up,
Pour some high-octane in my jovial cup!
[PRE-CHORUS]
[Guitar feedback squeals]
The Mayor said "Santa, keep it down this year!"
I said, "Sorry Mr. Mayor, I can't hardly hear!"
Got a stack of Speakers strapped to the sled,
Gonna wake the living and rattle the dead!
[CHORUS]
They wanted a SILENT NIGHT!
We’re bringing a LOUD NIGHT!
Turn the volume up until the glass cracks!
We got the spirit and the amp stacks!
Don't want no SILENT NIGHT!
It’s gonna be a LOUD NIGHT!
If you're rocking round the tree, you’re doing it right!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A LOUD NIGHT!
[BRIDGE]
[Music stops abruptly. Just rhythmic clapping and Santa speaking rhythmically.]
Shhh...
Do you hear that?
(Silence)
I said... DO YOU HEAR THAT?
(Silence)
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
ONE, TWO, ONE TWO THREE FOUR!
[Guitar SOLO]
[Fast, chaotic, punk-rock guitar solo. Not fancy, just pure energy]
[CHORUS]
They wanted a SILENT NIGHT!
We’re bringing a LOUD NIGHT!
Turn the volume up until the glass cracks!
We got the spirit and the amp stacks!
Don't want no SILENT NIGHT!
It’s gonna be a LOUD NIGHT!
If you're rocking round the tree, you’re doing it right!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...
AND TO ALL A LOUD NIGHT!!
[OUTRO]
[Feedback noise, chaotic drumming. Santa laughs maniacally]
Hope you like the tinnitus, kids! HO HO HO!
[Final power chord rings out and cuts abruptly to silence.]
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