Drunk, Dumb & Into You

Woke up half-dressed on your couch again,

Your roommate’s staring like “who’s your friend?”.

My jeans are backwards, shirt’s inside out,

Last thing I heard was you laughing loud.

There’s a condom wrapper stuck to my shoe,

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t there before I met you.

If this is wrong, don’t tell me now,

My brain’s still loading — please don’t ask how.

I said I’d behave, yeah that’s a lie,

You bit your lip and I forgot why.

My friends say “run”, my head says “stay”,

My pants say something else anyway.

I’M DRUNK, I’M DUMB, AND I’M INTO YOU,

THIS IS PROBABLY A TERRIBLE THING TO DO.

LAST CALL, CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR,

SAY WE’LL REGRET IT — THEN ASK FOR MORE.

ONE NIGHT, BAD IDEAS, NO SHAME,

WE’LL BLAME THE BOOZE AND FORGET THE NAMES.

I’M DRUNK, I’M DUMB, AND I’M INTO YOU,

YEAH, THIS IS HOW WE ALWAYS DO.

Your lipstick’s still on my stupid face,

I tried to wipe it — made it worse, great.

Bathroom selfies we’ll both delete,

You stealing my hoodie like it’s a feat.

We talk big shit ‘bout settling down,

Then make out while your Uber’s downtown.

You say “this means nothing” — cool, same here,

Just don’t look at me like that, I’m weak as hell, I fear.

You say “don’t worry, I’m not your type”,

Then sit real close like it’s on purpose, right?

My heart says no, my body says “yes”,

My brain’s on mute — what a mess.

I’M DRUNK, I’M DUMB, AND I’M INTO YOU,

THIS IS PROBABLY A TERRIBLE THING TO DO.

LAST CALL, LOCK THE DOOR,

WE’LL SAY “JUST FRIENDS” LIKE WE DID BEFORE.

ONE NIGHT, BAD IDEAS, NO SHAME,

WE’LL BLAME THE BOOZE AND FORGET THE NAMES.

I’M DRUNK, I’M DUMB, AND I’M INTO YOU,

YEAH, THIS IS HOW WE ALWAYS DO.

Na-na-na — don’t overthink,

Na-na-na — pour another drink.

Na-na-na — clothes still on (for now),

Na-na-na — don’t ask how.

Morning light and awkward smiles,

We lie there staring for a while.

You say “so… this was weird”,

I say “yeah” — then pull you near.

My phone’s blowing up, friends want details,

I’ll lie like hell and then fail.

We swear this won’t happen again,

See you Friday — same time, same sin.

Maybe we’re lonely, maybe just bored,

Maybe we shouldn’t be left alone with alcohol.

You say my name like it’s a joke,

I laugh too loud and almost choke.

HEY!

BAD IDEA!

HEY!

TAKE IT SLOW!

HEY!

WE WON’T LISTEN!

HEY!

YOU ALREADY KNOW!

I’M DRUNK, I’M DUMB, AND I’M INTO YOU,

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON’T ALREADY KNOW.

LAST CALL, LIGHTS ARE LOW,

WE’LL CROSS THAT LINE THEN SAY “WHOOPS, OH NO”.

ONE LIFE, NO RESTARTS,

JUST BAD DECISIONS AND QUICK HEARTS.

I’M DRUNK, I’M DUMB, AND I’M INTO YOU,

SAY IT’S A MISTAKE — I’M STILL INTO YOU.

Same couch, same song, same bad plan,

Say “never again”… yeah, see you then.