Robertson 5

The Robertson Five (Family Ring Champions)

Verse 1
There’s Owen, he’s the baby of the crew,
Walks in the ring like he’s got something to prove.
Then Clay comes stompin’, big smile on his face,
Acts like a giant—but still runs second place. 😄

Reagan’s runnin’ things, keepin’ everybody straight,
Calls the shots early, never shows up late.
Then Wedgie’s cookin’ dough and stackin’ up the plates,
Feeds the whole crew before they dominate. 🍞🔥

Chorus
When the Robertson Five all roll into town,
Targets start fallin’, pigeons goin’ down.
Laughin’ loud, shootin’ straight, party’s always live,
Ain’t nobody do it like the Robertson Five! 🎯

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Verse 2
Now Scotty don’t know—but he says he does,
Talkin’ big stories just because.
He’ll tell you how to shoot, how to drive, how to fly,
Even if he missed the last ten birds that went by. 😆

Mama steps up and she’s holdin’ her own,
Breakin’ birds like a champion grown.
Shoots with the kids like she’s one of the squad,
Everybody watchin’ sayin’, “Man, that’s odd!”

Chorus
When the Robertson Five all roll into town,
Targets start fallin’, pigeons goin’ down.
Laughin’ loud, shootin’ straight, party’s always live,
Ain’t nobody do it like the Robertson Five! 🎯

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Bridge
Now they’re so good they’re sayin’, “Time to get paid,”
All the work and the shots that they’ve made.
But Dad just laughs and he shakes his head,
“Sons, you ain’t earned it—not just yet.” 😄

Then along came a legend, small but strong,
Changed that family before too long.
Now Scotty swears that child can’t do wrong,
And Wedgie’s right there singin’ the same song. 👶✨

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Final Chorus
Now the Robertson Five got a legacy alive,
Three generations keepin’ rings in the drive.
Shootin’ straight, standin’ tall, hearts full of pride,
There ain’t no stoppin’ the Robertson Five!

Yeah the Robertson Five roll deep and wide,
Best in the world with Mama by their side.
From the first clay bird to the last long drive,
It’s always a party with the Robertson Five! 🎶🔥

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