Scottie don’t known

Scotty don’t know he owns a pig farm town

Makes his money while the poor folks hang around

Ridin’ with thermal and night-vision glow

Tellin’ tall stories everywhere he goes

Jamie done came and stole his thunder show

Crossin’ roads that Scotty don’t even own

Claims that land like a king on a throne

Everybody whisperin’… Scotty don’t know

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Chorus

Scotty don’t know, Scotty don’t see

Drivin’ down roads that don’t belong to he

Talks real loud everywhere he goes

Ask him anything — Scotty always knows

Yeah Scotty don’t know, but he’ll tell you so

From Colorado snow to the bass below

He’ll argue strong, put on a show

But deep down inside… Scotty don’t know

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Verse 2

Take him fishin’, he’ll burn a thousand lures

Still swear he’s got the secret cure

Cold wind blowin’, mule deer slow

Scope stays steady but he won’t let go

Sittin’ quiet in the mountain snow

Waitin’ on a shot that’ll never go

Talks about the one that almost froze

Round the campfire — Scotty don’t know

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Chorus

Scotty don’t know, Scotty don’t see

Drivin’ down roads that don’t belong to he

Talks real loud everywhere he goes

Ask him anything — Scotty always knows

Yeah Scotty don’t know, but he’ll tell you so

From Colorado snow to the bass below

He’ll argue strong, put on a show

But deep down inside… Scotty don’t know

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Verse 3 (Cookie Line Feature)

Scotty don’t know, but he told Wendy so

Chocolate chip cookies by Tammy are so-so

Talks real big like he’s runnin’ the show

Round the kitchen table — Scotty don’t know

He’ll argue flavors like a pro

Say he’s right but nobody knows

One more story before he goes…

Everybody laughin’ — Scotty don’t know

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Bridge (Podcast Intro Hook)

Thermal lights and midnight drives

Pig farm money and country pride

Stories tall wherever he goes

Welcome everybody… Scotty Don’t Know 🎙️

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Final Chorus (Crowd Chant Version)

Scotty don’t know!

Scotty don’t know!

Drivin’ down roads he don’t even own!

Scotty don’t know!

Scotty don’t know!

Ask him anything — Scotty always knows!

Scotty don’t know!

Scotty don’t know!

From Colorado snow to the bass below!

Welcome everybody…

This is the Scotty Don’t Know Show