Turn on TV, lose my mind
They’re mad again, I’m outta time
Breaking news, panic font
World’s on fire, buy this product
Love my home? That’s suspicious
Didn’t know that was malicious
Wave a flag, here we go
Someone’s yelling, “That’s a no”
Wait, what?
Since when?
I blinked twice, now I’m the villain
Na na na, I messed up
I still like my country, yup
Na na na, shame on me
Didn’t read the new decree
If I smile, I’m unaware
If I care, I’m beyond repair
Sorry guys, didn’t get the clue
I still kinda like red, white, blue
Clip it short, cut the sound
Context’s nowhere to be found
Tweet it mad, delete it fast
History’s a guessing game
Every statue’s on thin ice
Everything’s a hot take twice
They say “trust us,” wink wink
I would but my brain can think
Wait, what?
Since when?
I blinked twice, now I’m the villain
Na na na, I messed up
I still like my country, yup
Na na na, shame on me
Didn’t read the new decree
If I smile, I’m unaware
If I care, I’m beyond repair
Sorry guys, didn’t get the clue
I still kinda like red, white, blue
Bridge (half-time, fake serious)
Maybe loving where you’re from
Doesn’t mean your brain is numb
Maybe jokes are just a way
To not scream into the void all day
Breakdown (classic Blink stupid)
Say it loud
Say it proud
Say it just like the crowd
Wrong joke?
Wrong tone?
Congratulations, you’re alone
Final Chorus (extra dumb send-off)
Na na na, cancel me
I’ll be fine, I’ll disagree
Na na na, roll your eyes
I’ll be home eating fries
You can spin it, you can boo
Make a headline outta “who?”
I’ll be chill, slightly amused
Still kinda liking red, white, blue
Outro (spoken, jokey)
“Anyway… this song’s about my dog.”
Crashbot