Cannibal Anthem

I’m not a vegetarian, i also don’t eat animals

I like to eat people food, yes i am a cannibal

If i eat 2 in a day then that is a grand double

Stuffing human flesh into my mouth, make sure to cram it full

Eating humans really helps controlling population

Plus their small intestines cause cool-looking defecations

Please don’t say I’m weird or i will sue for defamation

Mixing different races in my stew for food creations

I like Scandinavians, Americans, Arabians

Jamaicans, Haitians, Asians, any homosapiens

Why is this a crime, people taste good with some spice, maybe serve them over rice, i keep the bodies fresh on ice

I promise it is tasty, and the flavors really savory

But the cia thinks that I’m a danger to human safety

But i bake them super safely, Oven is set at 180

And I really am not crazy, Ad-ults only, not no babies

My livestock fed organically, it’s just a small calamity if i eat one person from a really large family

I just love humanity, salt and pepper it’s yummy

I just love to feel their stomachs deep inside of my tummy

I love to eat em up i swear, got blood in my cup right there, organs in a Tupperware, meat in freezer cut in squares

Dice em, slice em, spice em too

Eat them any way it’s cool

Drown your human in a pool, ooh the process makes me drool

Don’t get caught’s the only rule

Sometimes their teeth is in my stools

I even eat the family jewels

Butcher them up with some tools

Some say i murder serially, fingers in my cereal you see, humans taste good seriously, so stop saying I’m an evil being

Suck the flesh right off the bones, capture your food in their homes, then place them right on the stove, a tourist group a treasure trove

So now I’ve explained myself, i hunt my catches with some stealth, store some kidneys on my shelf

I promise you won’t mind the smells

This basement’s where my kitchen dwells

Got my live food in their cells

Caught in the wild so so they may wail

Some try to leave but to no avail

Why’s my cooking frowned upon

They say I’m kooky, and sound alarms

I mowed one down right on his lawn

I only hunt from dusk to dawn

Wrist bone, cheek bone, breast bone, splint bone

Sterilize, caramelize, eat up in a big bowl

Leg hairs, head hairs, biceps, triceps

Sautee, puree, then bake, high temps

You can’t even get mad at me, this just how i survive, a deep dive in anatomy, feast and then i thrive, some people say it’s sad to see me causing much demise, but i just chow down happily, this one guy should suffice

And i prefer a femur for dessert

Maybe a spleen, liver for sure

Don’t worry i don’t eat the shirts

Bite down on an eye it squirts

Plus I’ll munch some arteries

Won't eat a man with heart disease

For lunch I’ll have a part of knee

I’ll cook up in large quantities

I ate one dude his name was Reese

His pinky toe my favorite piece

I ate a girl her name Denise

But then her mama called police

I can’t have cops hop in my shop

And see my bodies caught and offed

I think that’d really piss em off

I can’t be locked up in a box