[Intro]
Yo, it's Kevin Hart and John Mulaney in the ring, you know what’s happening
It's a battle of wit and rhythm, let's get it cracking!
[Kevin Hart - Verse 1]
I’m the comedy king, the main event, no contest
Step in the ring, but your lines ain't on my checklist
I’ll make the crowd roar, leaving you sore with these punchlines
Your jokes are so stale, they need some lime and some wine
I hustle hard, stay stacked, yeah, I’m up in the game
You the funny guy? Son, your fame's just a small flame
You try to roast me? Please, I got the fire and might
Kevin Hart in the building, shining bright all night!
[John Mulaney - Verse 2]
Oh, Kevin, you hustle, but your ego’s too big
Your stories get old, man, need a new gig
I craft words like art, sophisticated and tight
While you're busy clapping at your own punchline without insight
I’m the sassy storyteller, a witty wordsmith
You’re the stand-up star, but your routines are hit or miss
So step back, Hart, let's see what you really got
This battle's just starting, I ain’t even hot!
[Pre-Chorus]
Kevin: You think you got bars? Son, I make 'em lift
Mulaney: You’re just noise, man, I craft the ultimate shift
Kevin: Yo, I’m the champion, king of the scene
Mulaney: Respect your hustle, but I craft the machine
[Chorus]
Battle of comedy, clash of the light and dark
Two different styles, trying to leave a mark
Kevin's got the hits, John’s got the brains
Who’ll take the crown and break the chains?
[Kevin Hart - Verse 3]
I hit the stage, and I own it, pure fire when I spin it
Your jokes miss the mark, need a little more in it
Shorty, I’m the legend, real talk, no bluff
You’re just an opener, man, the game’s rough
I bring the energy, crowd’s living in my palm
Your words are polite, but they barely carry calm
Step aside, John, let a real star show
This is Kevin Hart, now watch me glow!
[John Mulaney - Verse 4]
Kevin, I respect, but let me paint the clearer scene
My humor’s a chess move, your comedy’s just routine
I weave stories, clever, with a touch of class
While you’re busy flexing, I’m the one who lasts
You’re loud and proud, sure, but I got the finesse
This battle’s just begun, I aim to impress
So keep the hype, Kevin, just wait and see
Mulaney’s the real king, and that’s the key.
[Outro]
Kevin: That was fire, you got skill, but I got the flash
Mulaney: Respect, bro, but I’ll always have the stash
Both: Battle of the giants, comedy's true art
Two kings, one crown, playing their part.
[End]
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