Clash of the Comedians

Yo, it's Kevin Hart and John Mulaney in the ring, you know what’s happening

It's a battle of wit and rhythm, let's get it cracking!

I’m the comedy king, the main event, no contest

Step in the ring, but your lines ain't on my checklist

I’ll make the crowd roar, leaving you sore with these punchlines

Your jokes are so stale, they need some lime and some wine

I hustle hard, stay stacked, yeah, I’m up in the game

You the funny guy? Son, your fame's just a small flame

You try to roast me? Please, I got the fire and might

Kevin Hart in the building, shining bright all night!

Oh, Kevin, you hustle, but your ego’s too big

Your stories get old, man, need a new gig

I craft words like art, sophisticated and tight

While you're busy clapping at your own punchline without insight

I’m the sassy storyteller, a witty wordsmith

You’re the stand-up star, but your routines are hit or miss

So step back, Hart, let's see what you really got

This battle's just starting, I ain’t even hot!

Kevin: You think you got bars? Son, I make 'em lift

Mulaney: You’re just noise, man, I craft the ultimate shift

Kevin: Yo, I’m the champion, king of the scene

Mulaney: Respect your hustle, but I craft the machine

Battle of comedy, clash of the light and dark

Two different styles, trying to leave a mark

Kevin's got the hits, John’s got the brains

Who’ll take the crown and break the chains?

I hit the stage, and I own it, pure fire when I spin it

Your jokes miss the mark, need a little more in it

Shorty, I’m the legend, real talk, no bluff

You’re just an opener, man, the game’s rough

I bring the energy, crowd’s living in my palm

Your words are polite, but they barely carry calm

Step aside, John, let a real star show

This is Kevin Hart, now watch me glow!

Kevin, I respect, but let me paint the clearer scene

My humor’s a chess move, your comedy’s just routine

I weave stories, clever, with a touch of class

While you’re busy flexing, I’m the one who lasts

You’re loud and proud, sure, but I got the finesse

This battle’s just begun, I aim to impress

So keep the hype, Kevin, just wait and see

Mulaney’s the real king, and that’s the key.

Kevin: That was fire, you got skill, but I got the flash

Mulaney: Respect, bro, but I’ll always have the stash

Both: Battle of the giants, comedy's true art

Two kings, one crown, playing their part.