Mentally Checked Out (Saiki K)

Born with powers, wish I wasn’t,

Every day’s a migraine, tryin’ to function.

You think it's fun bein’ god on Earth?

Try readin’ your thoughts — it's way worse.

Sigh-kee — yeah, the K stands for killin’ the vibe,

I hear your cringe thoughts every time you arrive.

Teleport, time-stop, brain like a storm,

But all I really want is a life that’s norm.

Mom’s too sweet, Dad’s too loud,

School full of idiots, fake and proud.

Nendou’s brain? A blank-ass loop,

Kaidou’s delusions? Edge-lord soup.

Can’t show rage, can’t drop fear,

If I sneeze wrong, I erase the year.

I wear these limiters, pink hair loud,

But stay low-key in a psychic crowd.

Yeah, I could blink and split Japan,

Or fold your fate like a napkin plan.

You flex with muscles? I flex with thought,

While you were born dumb, I overfought.

Don’t talk to me — I’m mentally gone,

I fake my smile just to move along.

Too much power, zero peace,

I’m a god in chains, beggin’ release.

ESP, telepathy, teleport, flames —

Every power, every name.

Precognition? Boring now.

Body control? I broke that vow.

Aren’t I cool? Aren’t I blessed?

Nah — I’m cursed and constantly stressed.

Girls fall in love, can’t get ‘em off,

Gotta bend fate so they all back off.

I’ve died, rewound, reset the day,

Stopped meteors just to keep it gray.

Saved the Earth, they never knew —

'Cause I erased the fact that it even flew.

Kusuo don’t snap — I unmake time,

Rewind seconds on a dotted line.

World full of noise, I can’t escape,

So I sip my coffee jelly just to sedate.

Don’t talk to me — I’m mentally gone,

I fake my smile just to move along.

Too much power, zero peace,

I’m a god in chains, beggin’ release.

No, I’m not your hero arc —

I’m the kid who never speaks in the dark.

You fight for glory, pride, or fame?

I dodge attention like it’s shame.

So keep your power fantasy,

I’ll pass on all that vanity.

I'm Sigh-kee K. — with a godlike brain,

Still trapped in a life that’s mundane.