Man eater, But Like, Literally

(Verse 1)
She always had a crazy streak, yeah, that’s for sure,
But I never thought she’d go full carnivore.
Last I saw her, she was sweet as pie,
Now she’s on the news with that wild look in her eye.
(Pre-Chorus)
They said she snapped, went off the deep end,
Took a Greyhound straight to the weekend.
Little did they know, she had a snack in mind,
Now there’s a whole school trip that they can’t find!
(Chorus)
Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids,
Swallowed ‘em whole like a T-Rex did!
She used to be bad, now she’s straight-up insane,
Dinner time comes and she’s chewing on brains!
(Verse 2)
She used to steal fries off my plate,
Now she’s got a craving that just won’t wait.
All-you-can-eat, no refunds, no shame,
A school field trip just became her buffet!
(Pre-Chorus)
The cops pulled up, but she’s quick on her feet,
Jumped a fence with a child between her teeth!
Tried to take her down, but she wouldn’t be caught,
Guess you can’t stop a girl with an iron gut!
(Chorus)
Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids,
Turned a playground into a horror flick!
She used to be bad, now she’s straight-up insane,
Snackin’ on toddlers like candy canes!
(Bridge)
Moral of the story, my friends beware,
Sometimes love takes a turn for the rare.
She was toxic, she was mean,
Now she’s just a literal eating machine!
(Final Chorus)
Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids,
Thank God I left when I did!
She used to be hot, now she’s making me sick,
Guess I dodged a bite—what a crazy chick!
(Outro - Spoken)
So uh… anyone know if Hannibal Lecter’s single?

acoustic guitar only funny writing no drums no bass harmony vocals Happy,Hype,Whimsical,Minimal,Weird,Lyrical