

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) She always had a crazy streak, yeah, that’s for sure, But I never thought she’d go full carnivore. Last I saw her, she was sweet as pie, Now she’s on the news with that wild look in her eye. (Pre-Chorus) They said she snapped, went off the deep end, Took a Greyhound straight to the weekend. Little did they know, she had a snack in mind, Now there’s a whole school trip that they can’t find! (Chorus) Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids, Swallowed ‘em whole like a T-Rex did! She used to be bad, now she’s straight-up insane, Dinner time comes and she’s chewing on brains! (Verse 2) She used to steal fries off my plate, Now she’s got a craving that just won’t wait. All-you-can-eat, no refunds, no shame, A school field trip just became her buffet! (Pre-Chorus) The cops pulled up, but she’s quick on her feet, Jumped a fence with a child between her teeth! Tried to take her down, but she wouldn’t be caught, Guess you can’t stop a girl with an iron gut! (Chorus) Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids, Turned a playground into a horror flick! She used to be bad, now she’s straight-up insane, Snackin’ on toddlers like candy canes! (Bridge) Moral of the story, my friends beware, Sometimes love takes a turn for the rare. She was toxic, she was mean, Now she’s just a literal eating machine! (Final Chorus) Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids, Thank God I left when I did! She used to be hot, now she’s making me sick, Guess I dodged a bite—what a crazy chick! (Outro - Spoken) So uh… anyone know if Hannibal Lecter’s single?
Tags
acoustic guitar only funny writing no drums no bass harmony vocals Happy,Hype,Whimsical,Minimal,Weird,Lyrical
3:08
No
2/16/2025