Man eater, But Like, Literally

(Verse 1)

She always had a crazy streak, yeah, that’s for sure,

But I never thought she’d go full carnivore.

Last I saw her, she was sweet as pie,

Now she’s on the news with that wild look in her eye.

(Pre-Chorus)

They said she snapped, went off the deep end,

Took a Greyhound straight to the weekend.

Little did they know, she had a snack in mind,

Now there’s a whole school trip that they can’t find!

(Chorus)

Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids,

Swallowed ‘em whole like a T-Rex did!

She used to be bad, now she’s straight-up insane,

Dinner time comes and she’s chewing on brains!

(Verse 2)

She used to steal fries off my plate,

Now she’s got a craving that just won’t wait.

All-you-can-eat, no refunds, no shame,

A school field trip just became her buffet!

(Pre-Chorus)

The cops pulled up, but she’s quick on her feet,

Jumped a fence with a child between her teeth!

Tried to take her down, but she wouldn’t be caught,

Guess you can’t stop a girl with an iron gut!

(Chorus)

Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids,

Turned a playground into a horror flick!

She used to be bad, now she’s straight-up insane,

Snackin’ on toddlers like candy canes!

(Bridge)

Moral of the story, my friends beware,

Sometimes love takes a turn for the rare.

She was toxic, she was mean,

Now she’s just a literal eating machine!

(Final Chorus)

Oh no, my ex ate a bus full of kids,

Thank God I left when I did!

She used to be hot, now she’s making me sick,

Guess I dodged a bite—what a crazy chick!

(Outro - Spoken)

So uh… anyone know if Hannibal Lecter’s single?