"I Stole Supergirl's Donut"
(A comedic song about stealing the wrong snack)
[Verse 1]
It was a sunny day in National City,
I walked by CatCo feelin’ witty.
Saw a donut on the counter, oh so divine,
Chocolate glaze, sprinkles, it had to be mine.
Didn’t think twice, no one around,
Snatched it up without a sound.
Took a bite, oh, it was heaven,
But then I heard, "Who took my snack at eleven?!"
[Chorus]
I stole Supergirl's donut, now I'm on the run,
Alex Danvers joined in, oh, this ain’t fun.
They’re flying and chasing me all over the street,
Over one sweet treat, my defeat is complete.
[Verse 2]
The DEO’s lights started to flash,
And I knew I was in trouble, oh what a clash.
Kara’s eyes lit up like Kryptonite fire,
"You ate my donut? You’re a thief, a liar!"
Alex showed up with a stun gun in hand,
"Hand it over, buddy, or you’ll never stand."
But the donut was gone, I’d eaten it whole,
Now I’m running for my life, losing control.
[Chorus]
I stole Supergirl's donut, now I’m on the run,
Alex Danvers joined in, oh, this ain’t fun.
They’ve got heat vision, and a Black Belt, too,
All for a donut, what am I gonna do?
[Bridge]
Jumped over rooftops, dodged Kryptonian heat,
Alex is relentless, and Kara’s got speed.
They cornered me by the Big Belly Burger,
I held up my hands, I’m a donut deserter!
[Verse 3]
"Supergirl, I’m sorry, I was hungry, okay?
I didn’t know that donut would ruin my day!"
Kara sighed and said, "Next time just ask,"
But Alex smirked, "You still face my wrath."
[Chorus]
I stole Supergirl's donut, learned my lesson well,
When you steal from a hero, your day goes to hell.
Now I’m banned from donuts, oh what a plight,
But at least I lived to tell this fight.
[Outro]
So if you see a donut and you’re feeling sly,
Remember my story and pass it by.
‘Cause stealing from Supergirl’s a dangerous game,
You’ll lose your snack, and earn some shame!
crazyChris
